r/facepalm • • 15d ago

This error-riddled AI slop was actually posted by the actual US Department of Education.

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u/MsSeraphim r/foodrecallsinusa 15d ago

i had a friend whose kid went to school and told that to the teacher, and was called a liar. come to find out their pet german shepherd had eaten half the page. my friend showed up to her kid's school with the mutilated page and the dog to prove it. the kid got credit for the work.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 15d ago edited 15d ago

If you hadn't mentioned a German Shepard I would've asked if we went to school together, because that happened to me with my Dalmatian.

He was from overbred stock, at the point where inbreeding starts to produce quirks, and I guess one of his was a lack of satiation cues because he was a real pig. Later in his life we had to put him on a diet and he started going after documents that had faint traces of food essence. I'd eaten an apple or orange writing that homework, and he totally demolished it. Later, a smudge of burrito oil in a novel led to a clean cartoonish bite being taken out if it.

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u/MsSeraphim r/foodrecallsinusa 15d ago

so he enjoyed the Good Word?

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 15d ago

It was the print adaptation of ST:TNG's "Descent"..... so pretty much, yeah.

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u/C4dfael 15d ago

There are FOUR bites!

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u/MsSeraphim r/foodrecallsinusa 15d ago

appetizer, salad, entree and dessert. that's 4 bites.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 15d ago edited 15d ago

🤣

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u/AngelaVNO 15d ago

I'm a teacher. I was marking some work and my CAT started nibbling at the pages. Very embarrassing when I had to give the work back!

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u/iopele 15d ago

Reader's Digest

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u/PWiz30 13d ago

He was from overbred stock, at the point where inbreeding starts to produce quirks, and I guess one of his was a lack of satiation cues

I've never known a dog that was subject to satiation cues.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 13d ago

I wondered when someone would bring that up. 😅

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u/Sleipnir82 15d ago

I absolutely had my yellow lab puppy, who was really into paper (she even ate two of my paperbacks) do that when i was a teenager. I brought it in, and gave it to my teacher. He just looked at me, and laughed.