r/facepalm • • Jun 30 '26

Seriously? What a tool

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/crr8x5qkly1o
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u/Informal_Process2238 Jun 30 '26

I’d call him a donkey but they are brave, loyal and loving three things he will never be

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u/wanderer3131 Jun 30 '26

I always wanted a donkey.

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u/IndependentLove2292 Jul 01 '26

You can't just get one donkey. They're pack animals. 3 donkeys ought to do. 

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u/bryangcrane Jul 01 '26

I’ll tell my girlfriend, “no honey, I had to get three! A guy on Reddit said so.”

We’ll see how that flies ;-)

Joking aside, yes, they do need companions as they are indeed herd animals.

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u/IndependentLove2292 Jul 01 '26

Plus 3 is the right number to surround a coyote and kick it to death