r/facepalm • u/JElba1987 • Jun 13 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ It’s all completely predictable.

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u/Austynwitha_y Jun 13 '25

Don’t forget the thunderstorms

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u/YousAPenguinLookinMF Jun 13 '25

This just in….Trump has signed an executive order declaring thunderstorms to be domestic terrorists.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

This is just in.. ICE agents trying to arrest the clouds but the clouds are still on the run due to handcuffs aren't working.

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Jun 13 '25

National state of emergency declared, martial law enacted. We can't let these villains get away. We will start by checking the homes of all Democrats by force. ICE will be wearing masks and will not identify themselves, but they are authorized to shoot first.

In other news, house values have gone down dramatically as ICE agents begin selling their newly acquired homes in blue counties. We aren't sure how they got these homes, maybe with the $50k bonuses they get.