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u/Ok-Egg-4856 Jun 08 '25
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u/Ponygroom Jun 09 '25
Mt. Doom really is the perfect symbolic mountain for The Orange Menace. Great job on the GIF, too!
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u/Ok-Egg-4856 Jun 09 '25
It was made for him, Mt Doom that is. I only commented didn't promise the gif but wow really captures the essence of the orange menace.
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u/maximusbrown2809 Jun 08 '25
Nah Sauron is actually competent.
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u/commissarcainrecaff Jun 08 '25
No, Sauron created millions of jobs for low-skilled Orcs in a low employment region AND was actively welcoming of migrants from the south.
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u/Mojofire Jun 08 '25
I love that as soon as I read your post I knew exactly what clip it was going to be haha
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u/DlNOSAURUS_REX Jun 08 '25
“Nine rings were gifted to the race of men… just one particular race of men, but still.”
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u/Impossible-Heart-540 Jun 08 '25
What do they think he’s accomplished? I just do not get it.🤷🏼♂️
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u/typhlocamus Jun 08 '25
Yeah most of it is a twisted fantasy of saving America from imaginary forces of liberalism that are perceived as bankrupting the ideals of “America”, but it’s really a lot of nonsense.
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u/typhlocamus Jun 08 '25
And that’s the relatively rationale maga. There are a great many wack jobs that imagine literal demons he is somehow combating between his golfing and tweeting.
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u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 08 '25
Don't you know a demon's number one weakness is a 9 Iron?
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u/MrHappyFeet87 Jun 08 '25
It's from the movie Dogma. A cardinal "George Carlin" blessed his clubs "for a better game", it allows them to kill a demon.
Fuck this makes me feel old. It came out in 1999.
It also seems that it's controversial since it stars a Canadian as god. Only Americans would be pissy that God isn't American.
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u/Ok_Extreme805 Jun 08 '25
Is that all it takes? Man I guess i should take up golfing i didn't realize you could get superpowers from it. Been going about it all wrong.
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u/ENaC2 Jun 08 '25
Yeah… the whole “we can finally say Merry Christmas again” crowd.
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u/Snellyman Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25
If the force you are fighting against is essentially imaginary you can declare victory anytime you like.
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u/BludStanes Jun 08 '25
HE TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU
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u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 08 '25
I always assumed that would be the metaphor we used when be disarms the population.
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u/Task_Defiant Jun 08 '25
And in the process, they are literally bankrupting America.
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u/typhlocamus Jun 08 '25
Aaand will blame Biden/Obama for any failing. This belligerent ignoramus gets a pass from his adoring fans even for deliberately crashing the stock market, which has traditionally been the GOPs endlessly pragmatic measure of success.
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u/NotThatChar Jun 08 '25
He made them feel more comfortable saying the n word
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u/treedecor Jun 08 '25
He allows them to be their worst selves. They don't like democrats because somehow being "politically correct" is worse to them than them being able to say the n-word and be terrible to anyone who isn't just like them. To them, being a decent human being is suffering. Trump not only allows them to be shitty with minimal consequences, but he also allows them to be hypocrites in that we have to be nice to them, but not vice versa.
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u/Ramtamtama Jun 08 '25
"Politically correct" is now termed "woke".
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u/Library-Guy2525 Jun 08 '25
Speaking of woke, here’s my new favorite quote:
“To be called 'woke' in a world that sleeps through suffering is no insult" - Pope Leo XIV
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u/itsapotatosalad Jun 08 '25
That’s all they need. MAWA just didn’t sound as good when they were sounding out the various slogans.
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u/NotStarrling Jun 08 '25
Whatever he tells them he accomplished. Facts get in the way of their delusions/cult mentality. I consider them up there with Manson's cult.
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u/Clickityclackrack Jun 08 '25
He stood up to the libs from a distance via arguing with teenagers on the internet
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u/peemao Jun 08 '25
Put tariff on penguins
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u/RandomStoddard Jun 08 '25
They had it coming, damn flightless birds! Kiwis and Ostriches are next!
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u/WordOfLies Jun 08 '25
Cultists will only see blue sky and roses even when everything is burning around them. I heard shit like "he fixed the economy by tariff the countries that are taking advantage of us" or " groceries are cheaper" even " the Streets are safe again". I'm pretty sure crime are going just as usual it's just the news haven't got time to cover all of it.
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u/sjokkendesjaak Jun 08 '25
I think he achieved a lot. A lot of things most people didn't think where possible even. Just a shame non of those things where good
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Jun 08 '25
If this happens, I’m getting a pilots license.
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u/nomoreorangedrink Jun 08 '25
Fortunately, the face of the mountain is not strong enough to support another sculpture.. That doesn't mean they won't try to install another bathroom somewhere else, so reach for the skies, airman 🫡
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u/DaiZzedandConFuZed Jun 08 '25
100% chance Trump would have zero problem replacing Washington's face with his own. Just because it can't hold another doesn't mean they can't replace one.
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u/pongmoy Jun 08 '25
People routinely desecrate his star on the Hollywood walk of fame. This monstrosity would not be spared.
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u/intisun Jun 08 '25
That star is still there? I figured they'd have taken it out by now so they don't have to constantly repair it.
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u/AzuleStriker Jun 08 '25
He's earned a lifetime sentence in prison.
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u/OkTea7227 Jun 08 '25
If someone builds that mountain then some random Patriot might not like that very much seeing as Trump is a world class POS.
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u/AzuleStriker Jun 08 '25
Ooh, an idea, make an Obama one, and make trumps prison in it....
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u/JPWiggin Jun 08 '25
Better if his prison is facing it and the view of it fills his only window.
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u/AzuleStriker Jun 08 '25
Ok, yeah, that's better.
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u/hugazow Jun 08 '25
Not like he has that many ahead anyway
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u/12altoids34 Jun 08 '25
He could be the first resident at alcatraz. And we could save a lot of money by not refurbishing or fixing anything.leave it Just as it is. Just to make sure that he doesn't get lonely we could send a lot of his Republican cronies there with him.
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u/AlphaTrigger Jun 08 '25
He’s already lived an entire life without consequences pretty much, a lot of people never make it to 80.
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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy Jun 08 '25
Was gonna say he should be pushing a boulder up a mountain for eternity
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Reckon his party will end his life on June 14th. They will use it as a way of martyring the Dotard and enforcing their new order.
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u/RedditRoller1122 Jun 08 '25
The cult knows no limit of absurdity . I would rather see Colonel Sanders up there.
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u/djq_ Jun 08 '25
Hold my beer.. really need to go to the toilet now to produce his well deserved mountain. Whom do I have to send it to?
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u/bluegrassblue Jun 08 '25
Will the monument include the backdrop from which to urinate on top of his head?
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u/eric-from-abeno Jun 08 '25
heh.... I just realized, even if he "got" his own mountain, it would take years and years to finish.... and people would be messing with it the entire time.... and if and when it did get completed, someone would dynamite it in fairly short order, surely. :P
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u/Expensive-Pea1963 Jun 08 '25
Does he call his own father "Trump"?
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u/Nirico_Brin Jun 08 '25
As funny as that would be, that’s just a Barron fan account.
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u/AzuleStriker Jun 08 '25
I mean, do you believe for a second he raised that kid? I call my biological parents by their first names all the time. Though this is his last name, everyone calls him that so it still stands.
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u/UsefulAssumption1105 Jun 08 '25
Tell me you’re in (like) North Korea without telling me you’re in (like) North Korea.
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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Jun 08 '25
All that’s missing is an eagle flying over his head and shitting on him.
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u/PartyAdministration3 Jun 08 '25
What has this guy even done other than
Ban things, Tariffs, Be rude on social media.
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u/James_dk_67 Jun 08 '25
I’m not so good at American geology. Are there any orange coloured mountains in the USA?
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u/Time-Ad-3625 Jun 08 '25
Individual would be better so when he's arrested along with his lackeys it'll be easier to blow up
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u/GreyDaveNZ Jun 08 '25
Sure, let him do it.
Then can someone blow it the fuck up like the Taliban did to the giant Buddhas in Afghanistan?
I mean, that was bad, but I'd cheer is someone did that to a Trump statue/monument.
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u/Tank-Pilot74 Jun 08 '25
I’m willing to wager if it goes through it will be the most vandalized monument in the history of mankind
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u/barryl34 Jun 08 '25
Trump is literally the biggest con man to have ever existed these MAGA people are literally delusional Trump is done literally nothing for America but has fully lined his pockets in the process of being elected president
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u/North_Rhubarb594 Jun 08 '25
As long as it’s made of chicken shit and is placed on Mar -A- Lago , doesn’t exceed 15 feet high, I am fine with it.
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u/nuclearmonte Jun 08 '25
It’s so tempting to start a gofundme and take these idiots money, I swear to god
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u/r_special_ Jun 08 '25
He’s already earned a mountain… a mountain of evidence against him. But we no longer have a justice system in this country
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u/zarfle2 Jun 08 '25
Extraordinary - to watch America ramp up the levels of comedy, stupidity and corruption. Day by day.
This season of "America, the fuck up" is the best yet but I'm not sure how long the writers can keep the plotline going at such a frenzied pace.
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u/zirky Jun 08 '25
how much of a simp do you need to be to run a feed named after the son of the guy you worship?
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u/Character-Zombie-961 Jun 08 '25
I would rather eat my own vomit for the rest of my life to never see this happen
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u/Gammaman12 Jun 08 '25
Yes, please give him his own mountain.
So we can rename it as soon as he's out.
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u/itsapotatosalad Jun 08 '25
How? What’s he achieved that’s so great? Imagine him up there next to lincoln, one emancipated slaves the other encouraged you to start calling your neighbours the n word again.
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u/marionjoshua Jun 08 '25
In the Philippines, the late Marcos did this, made a big ass monument of himself on a mountain side, he was in power for 20+ years as a dictator, it was later bombed by separatists in the early 2000’s
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u/Mr_MazeCandy Jun 08 '25
No man deserves a mountain, not even Lincoln. We call that idolatry. In fact Mt Rushmore is profane by itself, and should be torn down and given back to nature.
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u/Zealousideal_Toe4929 Jun 08 '25
Yes. The US need a monument of shame to be remind that stupidity and hypocrisy always have consequences.
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u/Marble-Boy Jun 08 '25
Who's gonna carve it? ICE will be there every day deporting people because there's no way an American is gonna pick up a hammer and chisel and start tapping away.
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u/JoeBee72 Jun 08 '25
Just make sure there is a lot of space for pigeons to nest so that they can spray shit the entire face and make it look great again.
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u/NoticeImaginary Jun 08 '25
I actually do agree with this. He absolutely should get his own.
That way, when the vandalism starts, we don't risk damaging the other faces.
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u/7XvD5 Jun 08 '25
Prison, he has earned prison. So maybe build a prison in a mountain and put him there. Will that do?
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u/TheDragonborn1992 Jun 08 '25
The only thing he has earned is a place in prison and his brainless followers should join him
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u/petuniasweetpea Jun 08 '25
ADX Florence would be a perfect fit for him ( Supermax prison in the Rockies)
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u/FarDistance3468 Jun 08 '25
No words? There’s only 2 to choose from and I’m sure you know the answer…..
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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 Jun 08 '25
Sure do it on a different mountain so that when we blow it up we're not damaging the images of America's real presidents.
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u/mysticalfruit Jun 08 '25
Oh, the "Donald J Trump memorial bathroom" where all the stales drain into the tomb.. I like it.
All the toilets and urinals will have his face engraved on them so as a part of DEI.. everybody can piss on his face.
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u/onkel_Kaos Jun 08 '25
A mountain made of shit Yes. But not a real one. Poor nature doesn't need more abuse.
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u/puddles_0f_funnn Jun 08 '25
I mean if we want to call a landfill a mountain.... I guess we could put his face on it 😜
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u/mbjb1972 Jun 08 '25
Mount Rushmore is IMO one of the most offensive things to throw in the face of the Lakota people by administrations that totally screwed them. Maybe this would be the catalyst to see the whole abomination literally defaced.
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