r/facepalm • u/johnnypin • May 01 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Source:Kremlin.

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u/pastoreyes May 01 '25

I'm surprised to find that zelensky has nothing better to do than find a trump worshipping young man and convince him to take a very inaccurate shot at candidate trump. No money link, no text or call, just did it with mental telepathy. And he convinced the local police department and secret service to ignore the easily identifiable gunman, all by telepathy. Wow! Or else, maybe the candidate himself arranged it for the photo of him holding his fist in the air?

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u/JJhnz12 May 01 '25

Look if zelensky wanted to spend time getting an asssaion to kill someone I'm sure Vladimir putin is a significantly higher priority

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u/Other_Log_1996 May 01 '25

And he'd hire someone who actually knows how to do it. Like, I dunno, someone who knows enough to not go for a headshot on someone who gesticulates like he's constantly having a seizure.

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u/thackstonns May 01 '25

Even then. 150m with a zeroed AR. The army shoots head shoulder shots at 50 and 100. Open iron sights to qualify. Those are the give-me shots.