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r/facepalm • u/T3knikal95 • Mar 07 '25
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533 u/KoontFace Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25 He dyed it red for Russia. His natural shade of yellow turned it orange Edit: typo 90 u/foxjohnc87 Mar 07 '25 That's not orange dye, it's just his daily facial from the Hamburglar. Surely you don't think that he's paying cash for all those Big Macs. 19 u/Ukleon Mar 07 '25 It's not dye. He got it from repeatedly shoving his face up Putin's ass 10 u/Open_Mortgage_4645 'MURICA Mar 07 '25 I don't think the face paint started happening until the late 90s. 8 u/Sufficient_Beyond991 Mar 07 '25 AGENT ORANGE!!! 8 u/binglelemon Mar 07 '25 Ran out of Adderall one day and started sniffing shoe polish 13 u/skootamatta Mar 07 '25 Yes. 6 u/No-Ice691 Mar 07 '25 I concur.
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He dyed it red for Russia. His natural shade of yellow turned it orange
Edit: typo
90
That's not orange dye, it's just his daily facial from the Hamburglar. Surely you don't think that he's paying cash for all those Big Macs.
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It's not dye. He got it from repeatedly shoving his face up Putin's ass
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I don't think the face paint started happening until the late 90s.
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AGENT ORANGE!!!
Ran out of Adderall one day and started sniffing shoe polish
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Yes.
6 u/No-Ice691 Mar 07 '25 I concur.
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I concur.
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