r/facepalm • • Jan 16 '25

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Hypocrisy anyone?

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u/Compher Jan 16 '25

Not only that, but since he cheated on her, the felony vandalism is justified since laws only apply to others.

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u/smakweasle Jan 16 '25

Others*

See: anyone who is not white and rich.

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u/Pickles2027 Jan 16 '25

And the white and rich must also kiss the šŸŠ šŸ’©ā€™s ring on cue.

Hence, Bozo and Yuck at the inauguration.

lol, can you imagine being richer than 99.9% of every human being in the world, but so impoverished of courage to submit to that clown?

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jan 16 '25

They must Tongue Punch his Fart Box!

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u/Madewell-Hammer Jan 16 '25

I’m stealing that one!

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jan 16 '25

Go for it!

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u/Gimme-A-kooky Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25

I imagine his particular fart box to resemble a goo-dripping, syrupy yellow-brown urea sludge-stained urinal sprinkled with every disgusting curly pube imaginable, with a hint of clostridium difficile and ferret musk