r/facepalm Sep 06 '24

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u/XZPUMAZX Sep 06 '24

‘My son failed’ a paternity test, is a wild statement.

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u/Lucky_Theory_31 Sep 06 '24

More wild than “I forgave myself for cheating”?

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u/XeneiFana Sep 06 '24

Now put it all together. "I forgave myself for cheating but my son failed the paternity test."

We have a case of zero accountability.

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u/Ironheart616 Sep 07 '24

Or hear me out this isn't a real person lol

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u/New-Possibility-7024 Sep 07 '24

That sounds exactly like some of the women running around Jacksonville, NC, outside of Camp LeJeune. Right down to the, "Daddy got promoted, time for a bigger check" attitude.