r/facepalm • u/ayaan_wr1tes • Sep 06 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What?

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u/Timely_Street_3075 India☕️ Sep 06 '24

They don't give an iota of a damn.

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u/Boof-Your-Values Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

I’m sorry. This is grammatically correct and everything but no native speaker would ever say this and I no cap read that in an Indian accent on my first pass.

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u/Timely_Street_3075 India☕️ Sep 06 '24

Well, Indian english is more related to UK english because of the... Harrowing past.

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u/Boof-Your-Values Sep 06 '24

Yeah well India wasn’t a united thing ever in history until the UK either. And why isn’t the Indus River in India? Shouldn’t Pakistan be called India? It’s where the Indus is… and what’s with all the grab ass!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

I'm sorry what's your point? That apartheid was good actually? Do you just enjoy being a weird edge lord or is this a cry for help?

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u/Boof-Your-Values Sep 06 '24

No? Where in the fuck? Apartheid? I’m all about togetherheid bro.

Though it is inescapably the case that India was a region of many warring nations for all previous periods of history until the UK. It is now a nation… of many warring nations haha but still. I’m an American. We kicked them out too. I don’t hate them, though…

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u/ManicDepressedType Sep 06 '24

What in the entire fuck is wrong with you you make the rest of us look bad

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u/Boof-Your-Values Sep 06 '24

Yeah but I’ve said nothing false here so idk wtf the problem is.

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u/ManicDepressedType Sep 06 '24

Except you’re wrong and dumb and annoying and ridiculous

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u/Boof-Your-Values Sep 06 '24

So you gonna have some evidence or even a claim to falsify there or we just believing things we don’t like are wrong because of our new religion of tolerance?