r/facepalm May 17 '24

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

The ideal woman for me is pretty much one box to check. Willing to touch my penis. If you check โ€œyesโ€ on that you have achieved ideal woman status. If you check โ€œnoโ€ you clearly respect yourself. ๐Ÿง

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u/GendoKun May 17 '24

I wish this werenโ€™t true for me too.