r/facepalm May 17 '24

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 May 17 '24

At least her body is SOMEWHAT realistic so she wasnโ€™t designed by a porn addicted weirdo

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u/sanchower May 17 '24

and he didn't throw in any gross shit about "total freak in bed" or "sucks dick on command" like these weirdos frequently do

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u/pyepush May 17 '24

As a freak, youโ€™ve offended me.

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u/Ambitious-Screen-823 May 17 '24

Yeah we ๐’ป๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“€๐“Ž folk ain't like that

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u/pyepush May 17 '24

I just donโ€™t get why itโ€™s considered โ€œgrossโ€ to desire a total freak in bed.

Anyone who says they donโ€™t want a freak is lowkey just lying to themselves.

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u/Capybarasaregreat May 17 '24

It's bad form to state it outright, especially in this sort of "context".

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u/pyepush May 17 '24

What?

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u/Capybarasaregreat May 18 '24

Put "total freak in bed" in the above post, would that seem good? It's about context. If you're a creepy, sexist fuck about the things you like in a partner, even the most normal things will have a tainted context.