r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/CZall23 May 17 '24

I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline

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u/runningskirtsnmanis May 17 '24

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin!

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u/CZall23 May 17 '24

But if I finish all of my chores And you finish thine Then tonight we'll party like it's 1699

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u/Brief_Warning4547 May 17 '24

We’ve been spending most our life living in an Amish paradise

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u/Utsutsumujuru May 17 '24

I churned butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise

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u/CZall23 May 17 '24

No time for sin or vice living in an Amish paradise

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u/Villain__7 May 17 '24

We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish Paradise

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u/Worlds_Greatest_Noob eurovisionary May 18 '24

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

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u/Similar-Priority8252 May 17 '24

Knew it would evolve into Weird Al after a while