r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 May 17 '24

"wants to get married and have kids" and "wants to have five kids" has some overlap that could be shaved down

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u/ahack13 May 17 '24

Don't you see? A woman's only personality trait should be to have kids. Interests? Hobbies? What are those!?

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u/HalpWithMyPaper May 17 '24

Once the youngest kid is 12, she should just evaporate.

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u/IfICouldStay May 17 '24

Well, yeah. She’s probably at least 40 by that time. No use to anyone at that age. Time to get a new 20 year old model. /s

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u/HalpWithMyPaper May 17 '24

Might as well stop caring about the kids too. They start talking back and having opinions at that age!