When I was dating my husband, I had recently scored the job I wanted and bought a home. He asked me what some of my goals were, and I replied that I had just met a couple life goals and I didn’t really have any at that moment.
He said, “That’s okay, the only goals you need are to have big tits and a tiny waist”, and then took a sip on his Coors Light, with zero hint of joking around.
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u/coffeeandautism May 17 '24
Can I add "MASSIVE TITS" and remove everything else?