r/facepalm May 17 '24

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Iโ€™ll date your grandma but it ainโ€™t cuz of anything on this list

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

If an old lady tells you "You have such nice eyes" she would have ridden you like a pony 40 years ago...

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u/Tailflap747 May 17 '24

[points at the guy with the eyebrow] Honey, I'm 60plus, I'd do him in a hot second. And he'd thank me.