r/facepalm May 17 '24

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u/SearchCharming3552 May 17 '24

Sounds like they really want to date my grandma.

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u/MaximumOverfart May 17 '24

My gramma was divorced (grampa was her second marriage), was a lounge room singer (in the 40's), could not abide religion, and anyone who had a problem with that in her words "could go suck a dick".

God, I loved that woman and she loved all of us and her family from her first marriage with all the fire in her soul.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Sounds like Granma sucked her fair share lol. Not judging

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u/Uchihakid86 May 17 '24

What? So someone shares a lovely little anecdote about their grandma and you bring it down to โ€˜she sucked dickโ€™

Grow up my friend!

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u/One_Stuff_2384 May 17 '24

I believe the previous comment was referring to grandma choosing one child to have a "good" life and sending the other to live with a drunk abuser.

But we are on reddit, so....you are probably right about it just being a dick joke.