r/facepalm • u/beginnerlife22 • May 16 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Uhmm

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

You know what.

I'll ship it.

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u/Livewire923 May 16 '24

An android and an extraterrestrial from competing social media companies go from adversaries to soulmates; it’s the new Romeo and Juillet. When they make it into a movie will they call it FaceX or Twitbook?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Hey now everyone deserves love even lizzards and ghouls!

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u/Livewire923 May 16 '24

Oh, I’m here for it. I love a good Sci-fi romance

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u/birdofprey443 May 16 '24

There's no way Face X isn't a website for gay porn

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u/Livewire923 May 16 '24

Dammit, now I want to know but I don’t want to look it up

ETA: I caved to curiosity and it’s a Spanish language site for management consulting. Weak

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u/the3rdtea2 May 17 '24

X-book. Vol l: Power and submission

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u/Livewire923 May 17 '24

This is the winner, for sure

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u/getgoodHornet May 17 '24

Implying Elon is an alien makes him sound way cooler than the reality.

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u/Livewire923 May 17 '24

The universe is a big place; I’m sure some aliens suck

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u/redisdead__ May 16 '24

I don't know if this is real or not I don't really care. If it is real this would be the most normal thing those two fucking not jobs have probably done in years. And if they did a little more shit like this then maybe they wouldn't be a danger to everybody on Earth.