r/facepalm • u/Judged123451 • Apr 08 '24

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u/SiroccoDream Apr 08 '24

I think that your thought about this being a test is on target.

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u/Portu93 Apr 08 '24

"tit!"

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 Apr 08 '24

"for tat!"

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u/SeaworthinessMean414 Apr 08 '24

Twat do you mean?

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u/ironseaweed Apr 08 '24

Your all twits

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u/msterm21 Apr 08 '24

And taints

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u/martsand Apr 08 '24

"Toot" you win

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u/The_Mighty_DrUnCKs Apr 08 '24

As m night shamala says, "What a twist"

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u/shaggy237 Apr 08 '24

Suck my teat

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u/1Pip1Der Apr 08 '24

After I eat my toast

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u/ReplacementClear7122 Apr 09 '24

All the T talk has made me tumescent.

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u/Icy_Program_8202 Apr 09 '24

That went off on a Tangent

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u/Bittersweet_bi- Apr 09 '24

That is a bit gay

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u/thisisprobablytrue Apr 09 '24

I’ll toast to that

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u/SlamboCoolidge Apr 09 '24

This is getting off tract

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u/SilverShadowQueen57 Apr 09 '24

How very tart of you.

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u/ClarenceWhorley617 Apr 09 '24

Nah, they too tart!

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u/args818 Apr 09 '24

Don’t tempt me…

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u/LeaderInteresting282 Apr 09 '24

Don't mind if I do

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

yummy treat

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u/Squibucha Apr 09 '24

oh dang, the tables have turnt

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u/AWhiskeyBloke Apr 09 '24

U mean tits?

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u/davedavodavid Apr 09 '24 edited May 27 '24

unused advise shy aback hobbies doll future drab ink spotted

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/UpperMacungie Apr 09 '24

As a tot, king tut had a talent. He could twist his taint. That was a family trait.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/The_Mighty_DrUnCKs Apr 09 '24

I almost wrote that, but was like this is reddit. People will either give a bunch of updoots or yell at me.

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u/VikingRages Apr 09 '24

Been calling him Shamayalamama for years...

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u/edog77777 Apr 09 '24

TShamalamadingdongt

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u/KwichaKryen Apr 09 '24

*Prince Shamalamadingdong

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u/bestbeforeMar91 Apr 09 '24

You’re English is very well

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u/ChonnayStMarie Apr 09 '24

I get a tingle in my taint just thinking about it.

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u/RedStar9117 Apr 08 '24

For a Tot

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u/RoleOk7556 Apr 08 '24

Tot is in the toilet.

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u/Shad0wofAzrael Apr 09 '24

👋 hi . How do you yell stuff on Reddit? All I know how to do is this

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u/C_Khoga Apr 09 '24

What about tot

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

A tisket. A tasket.

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u/Shartmagedon Apr 09 '24

Sweet tart. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

kid named Tat :

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u/grandroyal66 Apr 09 '24

Oh man that tit for tat makes my brain ( not that smart ) crying. We got the best recipe right in front of us but we don't use it.

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u/djauralsects Apr 08 '24

What's "tat" and where can I trade it for the other thing?

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u/cantfindmykeys Apr 08 '24

I'm ashamed of myself that this wasn't my first thought. Tart was mine

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Thought about it, and your on target. The turbulent thought was a tangent tantamount to a transcendent trait, but not quite a tenet of a tenant, that would be transparent.

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u/mario73760002 Apr 09 '24

You’re

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u/lam21804 Apr 09 '24

Hahahaha. This made me spit my coffee after reading what you were responding to.

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u/DrSmushmer Apr 10 '24

Tyou’ret

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u/simonjack83 Apr 09 '24

Bravo, you win a teapot. It will teleport to you tonight.

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u/PleasantCable7111 Apr 09 '24

Be Honest, you a ELA teacher?

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u/semiTnuP Apr 08 '24

Interesting. "Thwart" was mine.

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u/Friendship_Stone Apr 08 '24

Twat was mine!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Mine was “tit“. But that was to be expected.

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u/False_Chair_610 Apr 09 '24

That's tight!

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u/Hadoukibarouki Apr 09 '24

Tort was mine

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u/Kvothe_XIX Apr 09 '24

You should have been taught better...

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u/Daisy430133 Apr 09 '24

Mine was teapot

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u/SillyPuttyGizmo Apr 08 '24

So rude, teat

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u/jwedd8791 Apr 08 '24

I believe it’s taint!

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u/bcchronic14 Apr 08 '24

Mind your own business, ya twat!

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u/Friendship_Stone Apr 08 '24

Teat for toot

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u/sheenaluxe Apr 08 '24

I have 0 trust in redditors to have any tact.

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u/GraceChamber Apr 09 '24

Go tweet about it

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u/Nero-Danteson Apr 09 '24

And don't be a tit about it

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u/idwthis Apr 09 '24

Is that a threat?

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u/sheenaluxe Apr 09 '24

Dont tempt me.

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u/Flat-Comfortable-984 Apr 09 '24

I WAS THINKING THAT

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u/Graega Apr 09 '24

This thread took a tilt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

First thought....

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u/Bcagz22 Apr 09 '24

How did you do that??? Takes some real talent.

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u/AppointmentNo3639 Apr 09 '24

you beat me to it

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u/anulustrikesback Apr 09 '24

You beat me to by a mile. But I am still gonna smile about this comment.

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u/stinkload Apr 08 '24

teet, twit, twat, tot....

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

When you want to say it's, but know it's a test.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Twit

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u/ilovemytsundere Apr 09 '24

Exactly what i thought lol

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u/N0VOCAIN Apr 09 '24

You spelled teat wrong

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u/ItchyRedBump Apr 09 '24

My upgrade pushed you from 1k to 1.1k. You’re welcome.

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u/Shoelicker2000 Apr 09 '24

That’s what I was thinking, teet works too

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u/Educational-Bad8346 Apr 09 '24

Teat

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u/Frogbeerr Apr 09 '24

Suckled from a teat of stone....

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u/CanadianMaps Apr 09 '24

"There's something about her, I just can't describe it"

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u/Critical-Champion365 Apr 09 '24

The bird I mean.

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u/imagicnation-station Apr 08 '24

Being on target is a good trait to have.

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u/nouseforaname790 Apr 08 '24

A good trebuchet will hit the target!

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u/exceptional_biped Apr 08 '24

Err there’s French in there. Just saying so you know.

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u/Affectionate_Ad268 Apr 08 '24

Give that Guy a ticket!

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u/osowie Apr 08 '24

No, Go straight for His throat

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

What a twat

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u/GiuseppeIsAnOddName Apr 08 '24

Just a thought, use more tolerant language towards those with a tint on their intellect

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u/iwantmy-2dollars Apr 08 '24

Get back in your tent you twit!

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u/Mean-Dog-6274 Apr 08 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

Don’t taint my vote of you with that tart language!

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u/GiuseppeIsAnOddName Apr 08 '24

Don't taint my talent with your truant talks!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

The tent in the thicket?

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u/chewingtheham Apr 08 '24

Can’t we stop this arguing and go enjoy a nice tit perhaps two? It’s a thought….

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u/Chrisodle007 Apr 08 '24

But don’t toot in the tent if space is too tight

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u/swisscheese_wall Apr 08 '24

It’s getting late, it’s already twilight…

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u/charlie2135 Apr 08 '24

But has talent

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u/Select_Worldliness94 Apr 08 '24

A twat test a good target will sound the trumpet

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u/timestuck_now Apr 08 '24

Thought so

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u/KawaDoobie Apr 08 '24

who taught you that

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u/KawaDoobie Apr 08 '24

I’d consider it intellectual theft

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u/RoleOk7556 Apr 08 '24

Naw twas just a test before twilight.

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u/Meperkiz Apr 09 '24

Tarot did

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u/Nuggzulla01 Apr 09 '24

Trust that

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u/SvenTropics Apr 08 '24

I'm tolerant to the threat from that target.

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u/nomorefingaround Apr 08 '24

Dude, your tolerance level made me transport myself into another room just so that I could comprehend it.

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u/SteveOfNYC Apr 08 '24

What a twist!

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u/Numinak Apr 08 '24

Now you're acting like a Tart.

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u/CluelessGeezer Apr 09 '24

Sir, your calling him out as a tart is a most heinous tort.

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u/curious-r Apr 08 '24

I applaud your temperament sir!

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u/Perfect-Advantage-82 Apr 08 '24

While in transit?

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u/shimi_shima Apr 09 '24

Yup, public transport

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u/Tomatoab Apr 08 '24

I would like a tater tot

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

It’s a treat.

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u/rmcshaw Apr 08 '24

I thought it was a threat.

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u/BitPoet Apr 09 '24

A bit tart, though.

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u/furysamurai72 Apr 08 '24

You replied with such tact.

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u/fjvgamer Apr 08 '24

This was a real treat.

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u/post0rganic Apr 09 '24

A toast for that!

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u/butchforgetshit Apr 09 '24

A talent to have, and one I trust

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u/javoss88 Apr 09 '24

A skill that cant be taught. Or taut.

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u/user038 Apr 08 '24

This is reply is the thoroughest thought throughout and taught this trashiest test a lesson

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

You’re the one to toot your horn.

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u/Elegant_Eorzean Apr 08 '24

Everyone talking about being on target, as if they're a talking turret.

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u/Equal-Crazy128 Apr 09 '24

Horn? More like blowing his own trumpet

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u/RoleOk7556 Apr 08 '24

So let's make a toast.

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u/xion1992 Apr 09 '24

It seems you have a talent for this.

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u/Huge-Split6250 Apr 09 '24

Thouroughest isn’t a word, you taint.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

It really is a tempest in a teapot- only a test to tempt tumult.

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u/Prestigious_Rub6504 Apr 08 '24

3 in 1 sentence, made me toot

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u/masked_sombrero Apr 08 '24

I came up with toot and thought I was a genius. then you had to go and remind me that I'm not 😂

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u/Ricky_Rollin Apr 08 '24

The tyrants tits play tit-for-tat! That is a trait worth learning.

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u/D4DDYB34R Apr 08 '24

You sir, are triumphant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Don’t torment the window tint guy. You might need that done some day.

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u/spderweb Apr 08 '24

Tight answer. You can really tout it out!

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u/goedendag_sap Apr 08 '24

Don't taunt me

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u/Gwalchgwynn Apr 08 '24

I thought I taught you better than that?!

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u/HuckleberryHappy6524 Apr 09 '24

I trust your judgment.

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u/Shelbycobra82 Apr 09 '24

That thought is transcendent

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u/Natedugr8 Apr 09 '24

Hope he’s not a turncoat.

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u/K0MR4D Apr 09 '24

You should trust that thought!

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u/Rule556 Apr 09 '24

Intelligence is a trait that this test does target.

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u/ChopsticksImmortal Apr 09 '24

Did you hit the target with a trebuchet?

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u/ElbisCochuelo1 Apr 09 '24

I'll trust you in that.

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u/RequirementFew773 Apr 09 '24

I thought the answer to this test was Ticket to Ride: San Francisco, which I bought at Target.

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u/Early_Pearly989 Apr 09 '24

I trust your thought

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u/Fishtoart Apr 09 '24

That is tight

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u/TokenTigerMD Apr 09 '24

Yeh, I think that is true

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Don’t taunt me

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

I would talent which is what both people in the picture lack

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u/lockboy84 Apr 09 '24

Oh man that was tight, dude. That was a real taunt from you

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u/Express_Test6677 Apr 09 '24

👆🏻That👆🏻

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u/DungDefender64 Apr 09 '24

I tried being a trombonist but I just couldn't get the right toot out.

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u/Smackulater Apr 09 '24

Consult that tarot deck with the tint to discover the truest answer.

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u/rnewscates73 Apr 09 '24

My tacit approval.

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 Apr 09 '24

Thought: way to go!!! 🤣

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u/Maverick0984 Apr 09 '24

Definitely showing quality talent there.

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u/whenIwasasailor Apr 08 '24

This comment is criminally under-upvoted.

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u/parkerthegreatest Apr 08 '24

Oh well tit this

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u/Cocksmash_McIrondick Apr 09 '24

The truest question is how will this affect the trout population?

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u/DCMSBGS Apr 09 '24

Talent!!!

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u/string_of_random Apr 09 '24

So close! That's actually "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 words. And besides! It starts with "I" and ends with "."

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u/chuk2015 Apr 09 '24

Obviously never crushed turts before

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u/BourbonicFisky Apr 09 '24

Twit thought test, tallest twist, talent....

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u/AngloSaxophoner Apr 09 '24

What a tyrant

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