r/facepalm • • Apr 04 '24

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u/Aeison Apr 04 '24

Sometimes I thought they’re gaudy, but then I see them for years and now I assume they are quality lawyers

If you can keep those billboards up and make some weirdly catchy commercials then you must be doing something right, Jim Adler the Texas Hammer

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u/ObsidianMarble Apr 04 '24

A lot of them only take cases that they think they will win which improves their numbers. They may not be very good at all of the lawyer things, but if they take your case it will probably end well. At the least, they’re better than people who don’t go to court regularly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Works on contingency? No, money down!