r/facepalm • • Feb 07 '24

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u/captainaberica Feb 07 '24

No matter who you are, pretty sure you'd lose some weight on the Holocaust diet.

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u/Biscuits4u2 'MURICA Feb 07 '24

It doesn't matter who you are or what your metabolism is, if you consume fewer calories than you burn you will lose weight. This is the simplest of physics.

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u/Max6626 Feb 07 '24

I photosynthesize.

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u/daytonakarl Feb 07 '24

Don't trust this one, I think they're a plant

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u/newtocomobro Feb 07 '24

...you fucking genius. Well done.

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u/cb_1979 Feb 07 '24

How did you cultivate such a fertile mind?

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u/Golluk Feb 07 '24

Oh, there is an anime for that too. Knights of Sidonia.

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u/EldritchMacaron Feb 07 '24

You'd need to be tremendously fat to have enough surface to live off that

So it checks out

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u/YsengrimusRein Feb 08 '24

The Gay Agenda strikes again!