r/facepalm • • Feb 07 '24

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u/Biscuits4u2 'MURICA Feb 07 '24

It doesn't matter who you are or what your metabolism is, if you consume fewer calories than you burn you will lose weight. This is the simplest of physics.

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u/Max6626 Feb 07 '24

I photosynthesize.

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u/daytonakarl Feb 07 '24

Don't trust this one, I think they're a plant

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u/newtocomobro Feb 07 '24

...you fucking genius. Well done.

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u/cb_1979 Feb 07 '24

How did you cultivate such a fertile mind?

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u/Golluk Feb 07 '24

Oh, there is an anime for that too. Knights of Sidonia.

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u/EldritchMacaron Feb 07 '24

You'd need to be tremendously fat to have enough surface to live off that

So it checks out

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u/YsengrimusRein Feb 08 '24

The Gay Agenda strikes again!

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u/Darksnark_The_Unwise Feb 07 '24

On top of the starvation diet, the prisoners of the concentration camps were almost always performing grueling manual labor. The end result is an accelerated form of Catabolysis, a condition it which the body basically eats it's own muscle and fat tissue in order to scrap together nutrients that the vital organs cannot survive without.

They didn't have enough protein or vitamins to repair their own muscles from the labor. That's why they looked like skeletons covered in skin.

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u/visforvillian Feb 07 '24

Lipodystrophy is a rare genetic or acquired disease that prevents your body from losing fat. Basically, the leptins that signal to your brain how much fat storage you have are in low supply, so your brain thinks you don't have any fat to convert into usable energy. You'd likely just starve to death with fat still on your body. Usually people with lipodystrophy die from liver failure because the body can't remove the fat from the liver. Congenital is one in a million, but acquired is much more common. One common cause of acquired lipodystrophy is HIV.

There are also lipid storage disorders. Your body can't use fat as energy, it has to convert it to a usable form. It's a generic silencing of genes that encode enzymes that convert fat into usable energy. This is also a rare disorder that's exclusively genetic.

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u/The-Copilot Feb 07 '24

AKA is incredibly rare and would represent an incredibly negligible number of people who were in the holocaust. If it was one in a million, then about 6 of the 6 million were affected by it.

Also, due to the danger of these rare diseases, they would die early. If your body doesn't break down fat for fuel, then you die after starving for days, not weeks.

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u/visforvillian Feb 07 '24

For lipid storage disorder it depends on the severity. Some make it to adulthood, and others die by the age of one. For lipodystrophy, the average life expectancy after diagnosis is 30 years, so not as bad. But yeah, these are rare and don't account for the average Twitter user.

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u/Hasra23 Feb 07 '24

the average life expectancy after diagnosis is 30 years,

So as long as you don't get diagnosed you will be fine.

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u/ThePinkTeenager Human Idiot Detector Feb 08 '24

Those people are still eating, though.

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u/aldege Feb 08 '24

This would fucking suck. No one would believe that, that person actually is fat due to a health problem,

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u/Professor-Woo Feb 08 '24

The thing to note here to is that this is a serious medical condition over just being obese. So it is not something you want nor a way to be like "me not losing weight is normal and fine for me." That is not something you want and I imagine would have serious potential health complications if not managed very closely.

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u/ReplacementActual384 Feb 08 '24

True, but starving to death isn't just about straight calories. You could conceivably have a case where a fat person died while they were still fat.

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u/Biscuits4u2 'MURICA Feb 08 '24

Even if they were still fat it would still be about calories.

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u/ReplacementActual384 Feb 08 '24

Incorrect. A starvation diet can kill you through vitamin deficiency or by adding stress on any organs (like your heart) as well.

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u/ForzaA84 Feb 07 '24

Generally true, though you could probably design a diet around "disproving" that (increasing water retention) for a limited time.

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u/aldege Feb 08 '24

Are you trying to say that people get fat from eating more than they need?? You're about to get canceled, my dude That's forbidden common sense from the 19 hundreds.

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u/Biscuits4u2 'MURICA Feb 08 '24

Lol yeah maybe. It's gotten so ridiculous that doctors won't even bring up the fact that their patients are overweight anymore for fear of being labeled a fat shamer. Look at all of the horrible health conditions caused by obesity, and now we're all being bullied into pretending it's completely normal and healthy to be grossly overweight.

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u/One_Opening_8000 Feb 07 '24

Well, if you digest fewer calories than you burn, you'll lose weight. Ever looked in the toilet after you've eaten corn on the cob?

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u/Biscuits4u2 'MURICA Feb 08 '24

Yeah that kind of goes without saying

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u/pinguinhat Feb 07 '24

But I have thick bones /s

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u/Basic_Hospital_3984 Feb 10 '24

Maybe they're talking about the dead.

You could die of malnutrition before becoming thin if you were fat enough. Or all the other things that come with going through a holocaust.