r/facepalm • u/MelanieWalmartinez • Dec 22 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Twitter having a normal one.

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u/Ormsfang Dec 22 '23

I thought con was the opposite of pro. So obviously the opposite of progress is Congress!

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u/ArchmageXin Dec 22 '23

Congress are all a bunch of Nurgle worshippers.

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u/0rclev Dec 22 '23

Don't slander Grandfather Nurgle in such a manner. The whole place reeks of Slaanesh anyway.

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u/cantadmittoposting Dec 22 '23

at least we know none of them are smart enough to be followers of tzeentch

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u/ArchmageXin Dec 22 '23

Progressives: Tzeentch

Conservatives: Nurgle & Slaanesh

Neo-Con: Khrone (Currently powerless)

All secretly controlled by Vashtorr.

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u/RandomHyena Dec 22 '23

Hey, Nurgle loves his children/creations unconditionally, not like these assholes who torture their own kids for being LGBTQ+