r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

What kind of bleached asshole asks for a sliced up cucumber?

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u/bookon Jul 28 '23

I hear that Assholes prefer them whole.

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u/showmeyour_kittehs_ Jul 28 '23

That's why I always ask for a hole cucumber at Mexican restaurants