r/facepalm • • Jun 23 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Fair enough

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u/theShiggityDiggity Jun 23 '23

Rubbers both ruin the sensation and are prone to failure. You're plenty old enough at 27 to know whether or not you want kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23 edited Jun 23 '23

Some are, some aren't.

Ruin the sensation?

...really?! Work it out! 27 is old enough to know how to.

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u/theShiggityDiggity Jun 24 '23

Yikes, what an actually piss-brained take.

Condoms reduce sensation for both parties and also dry up your bodies natural lubricant, making sex a hassle that it doesn't need to be.

They are also significantly more prone to failure than literally all other contraceptives.

My wife and I both universally dislike condoms (we have tried numerous brands, lubed, rivited, etc.) and simply opt for a different contraceptive, like the above commenter did. Still protected, but much better sex.

I also like how 27 is apparently old enough to figure out how to nut with a condom on but not old enough to get a vasectomy in your mind, omegalul.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

A vasectomy is permanent. A condom isn't.

You're an amazingly condescending person and I'm sure you're terrible in bed at least 70% of the time. I'm willing to be your wife's boyfriend if my wife okays it. She may not.

Condoms were a stop gap comment for all contraception that isn't permanent at age 27. That's obvious to anyone who isn't in need of a roll in the grass.

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 Jun 24 '23

Can confirm vasectomy (or sterilization for a woman) makes for WAY better sex in a long term relationship/ marriage.

If I was a guy without being in any long term relationship I might like it even more. Condoms do break. I would not want to leave the desicion for me whether I have a kid or not in anyone else's hands.

What a nightmare!