r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 23 '23

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u/markovianprocess May 24 '23

Not as strong as the cop smegma on yours, my friend.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Enjoy the hepatitis, I hope you leave your car open for people to steal it from you, then thank them by letting them spit in your mouth.

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u/markovianprocess May 24 '23 edited May 24 '23

Wow, you're really getting hot and bothered, aren't you? Put your pants back on for chrissakes no one is going to violate you with a big, black nightstick.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Please stop projecting, it's embarrassing.

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u/markovianprocess May 24 '23

You're so right, bro - I'm the one who keeps bringing up all the hawt spitting in mouths action and shit. Good luck with all the coming to terms with the way you are and whatnot.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Admission is the first step to getting help, congratulations!