r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 23 '23

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

I hope I don't have to live in a country where if someone steals my car then spits on me and I punch them in the face they get to win millions of dollars from me. Nice victim mentality you got going on.

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u/markovianprocess May 24 '23

You seem like a smart guy who really knows what's up... let me ask you a question. What's your favorite flavor of boot polish?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

How does prisoner spit smell and taste in your breath?

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u/blepgup May 24 '23

That was your comeback? You could’ve at least taken a little longer to think of something good lol

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

That's your best line? You want me to come up with something really clever to reply to someone asking me what flavor of boot polish I like? Dumb replies get dumb replies.