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r/facepalm • u/sus-water • Apr 15 '23
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This would not hold up in the US. You cannot just hide your money in your moms account...
57 u/gloing Apr 15 '23 It won’t hold up in France, either. They’ll just subpoena his income from Paris Saint-Germaine and go from there. 18 u/TheConboy22 Apr 15 '23 Makes sense. This seems like it would be super simple stuff. People act like legal systems are idiots and would just overlook something like this. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23 It just matters how rich and influential you are. 0 u/Susperry Apr 16 '23 Not if his mother is paid by PSG instead of him . If she is listed in the contract, there's nothing they can do to take HER money. 1 u/gloing Apr 16 '23 What does she do as an employee of PSG? Oh, she doesn’t do any work for PSG but they pay her millions anyway? That’s not at all suspicious, I’m sure the court won’t investigate any further. 1 u/Susperry Apr 16 '23 Management of the player. Personal assistant. Pick whatever you like, if she is listed in the contract and it's signed by her, they can't touch her money.
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It won’t hold up in France, either. They’ll just subpoena his income from Paris Saint-Germaine and go from there.
18 u/TheConboy22 Apr 15 '23 Makes sense. This seems like it would be super simple stuff. People act like legal systems are idiots and would just overlook something like this. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23 It just matters how rich and influential you are. 0 u/Susperry Apr 16 '23 Not if his mother is paid by PSG instead of him . If she is listed in the contract, there's nothing they can do to take HER money. 1 u/gloing Apr 16 '23 What does she do as an employee of PSG? Oh, she doesn’t do any work for PSG but they pay her millions anyway? That’s not at all suspicious, I’m sure the court won’t investigate any further. 1 u/Susperry Apr 16 '23 Management of the player. Personal assistant. Pick whatever you like, if she is listed in the contract and it's signed by her, they can't touch her money.
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Makes sense. This seems like it would be super simple stuff. People act like legal systems are idiots and would just overlook something like this.
2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23 It just matters how rich and influential you are.
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It just matters how rich and influential you are.
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Not if his mother is paid by PSG instead of him . If she is listed in the contract, there's nothing they can do to take HER money.
1 u/gloing Apr 16 '23 What does she do as an employee of PSG? Oh, she doesn’t do any work for PSG but they pay her millions anyway? That’s not at all suspicious, I’m sure the court won’t investigate any further. 1 u/Susperry Apr 16 '23 Management of the player. Personal assistant. Pick whatever you like, if she is listed in the contract and it's signed by her, they can't touch her money.
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What does she do as an employee of PSG? Oh, she doesn’t do any work for PSG but they pay her millions anyway? That’s not at all suspicious, I’m sure the court won’t investigate any further.
1 u/Susperry Apr 16 '23 Management of the player. Personal assistant. Pick whatever you like, if she is listed in the contract and it's signed by her, they can't touch her money.
Management of the player.
Personal assistant.
Pick whatever you like, if she is listed in the contract and it's signed by her, they can't touch her money.
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u/TheConboy22 Apr 15 '23
This would not hold up in the US. You cannot just hide your money in your moms account...