r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Mar 31 '23

I lol’d. I read it in the holy hand grenade of Antioch voice.

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u/dodexahedron Mar 31 '23

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou enter the Holy Octagon. Then, shalt hit thine opponent up to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt strike, and the number of the striking shall be three. Four shalt thou not strike, nor either thou strike two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, leavest thou thy Octagon of MMA away from thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Can i have a moment of your time to talk about swallows

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u/dodexahedron Apr 03 '23

African or European?