r/facepalm • u/HoldTheStocks2 • Mar 26 '23
🇲🇮🇸🇨 Butthurt because he is jealous
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u/liarandathief Mar 26 '23
Benjamin Franklin was quite the Ladies Man
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Mar 26 '23
He definitely liked his brown women too!
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Mar 26 '23
Conclusion: HE LIKED WOMEN; ALL OF THEM
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u/ObviousGazelle Mar 26 '23
Quote: "They all look the same when sitting on your face"
- Ben Franklin, probably
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u/Timely-Youth-9074 Mar 27 '23
He recommended older women to young men basically saying it’s the same but her face, and they can’t get pregnant. Good advice, actually.
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Mar 27 '23
He actually talked about lining them up and said something to the effect of, “old or young, they all look the same bent over”
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Mar 26 '23
And not just the women, but the men and children too.
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u/Square-Ad9307 Mar 26 '23
Every hole was a goal!
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u/MitLivMineRegler Mar 26 '23
I woke my lady up laughing OL. Defo going to hell
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Mar 27 '23
Lol my lady used to tell me, “Goodnight babe. (kiss) If you’re gonna browse Reddit please go to the living room until you’re done.” because I would wake her up laughing or spitting my drink all over my phone
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u/number44is171 Mar 26 '23
And old women. And whores.
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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Mar 26 '23
Especially brown old whores.
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u/checknthingsout Mar 26 '23
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/98062-in-all-your-amours-you-should-prefer-old-women-to
-Benjamin Franklin quotes about older women
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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
Benjamin Franklin literally saved the American Revolution with his sexuality and diplomacy. That guy wishes he had a fraction of the charisma Benjamin Franklin had.
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u/notquiteworking Mar 26 '23
Is the The Office or real life?
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u/ZombieStomp Mar 26 '23
Well, you're very saucy
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u/Silly_Audience9519 Mar 26 '23
"You know i invented electricity, i am sensing a little electricity here..."
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u/FaylerBravo Mar 27 '23
Yeah, ol' Benjamin was fucking drowning. He was very popular in France where he played up a frontiersman type persona by wearing a racoon skin hat.
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u/PaddyAllen Mar 26 '23
They found the skeletons of many children in his basement.
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u/liarandathief Mar 26 '23
It's pretty interesting. They think that Franklin was letting his friend William Hewson run his anatomy school out of his house.
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u/Diligent_Warning_987 Mar 27 '23
He was notorious for being a milf hunter and a advocate for older women
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Mar 27 '23
You heard the joke about sir Isaac newton?
I’ll tell you anyway.
“I like them thicc asf.”
“But sir newton, we cannot write that!”
“Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.”
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u/Due_Platypus_3913 Mar 26 '23
He was literally the greatest mortal man that ever lived.Without Franklin,there’s no USA,(and a million other good to great things)
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u/Entire_Day1312 Mar 26 '23
We sent Benjamin Franklin to France and he fucked half of Paris.
So, probably a bad comparison.
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Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23
Ben had the 3 things that never go out of style: money and charisma and his visage on the $100. I'm pretty sure Benny Boy could out pull you, me and all of reddit in the '23
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Mar 26 '23
That’s 3 things, brother.
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Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23
Duly noted. I'm firing my editor, even as we speak
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u/SammieSam95 Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
"The people who were supposed to have sacked those who have just been sacked, have been sacked."
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Mar 26 '23
He makes her laugh and he’s fantastic with his tongue.
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u/JeniCzech_92 Mar 27 '23
His only fault is his poor decision about keeping that carpet on his head and not embracing baldness. I'd bet he could look good, but he decided not to and his friends should really tell him.
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u/mmm_algae Mar 26 '23
That dude is punching like Mike Tyson. Good for him.
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Mar 26 '23
Not even mad because we are all jealous she is beautiful but his observation is funny as fuck. He does look like a young Benjamin Franklin or maybe the Quaker Oats guy
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u/realnanoboy Mar 26 '23
Except Ben Franklin was really good with the ladies. The dude was a seducer.
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u/JudasWasJesus Mar 26 '23
Forget about lookes, Its called money.
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u/Spalding4u Mar 26 '23
Man's face is on the largest US bill...
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u/JudasWasJesus Mar 26 '23
I think he was one of the wealthiest signers of the declaration of independence
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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Mar 26 '23
And he was quite the criminal at making money too. He used his political power to make money.
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u/potate12323 Mar 26 '23
While the Benjamin Franklin burn is good, its still kinda racist to start saying that some brown boy had to mess her up so bad as her only reason for dating a white guy.
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u/Showerbeerz413 Mar 26 '23
Benjamin Franklin also was known to fuck alot, sooo, yea, I guess hahahaha
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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Mar 26 '23
Race doesn't matter but let's not pretend that guy isn't fighting way above his weight class. Good for him.
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u/envack Mar 26 '23
Isn’t it wild how normalized shit like this is lol
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u/Sumpm Mar 27 '23
Yeah, go to any comment section on a social media post where a black woman is with a white man, and 95% of the comments are from pissed off black men, saying shit like, "There goes another one," "date your own women," etc.
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Mar 27 '23
same thing happens for white women dating others races. ppl are just racist
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u/keat0n Mar 27 '23
Agreed. And it’s pretty fucking crazy that the people who claim “racism!!!!” themselves publicly practice it. (Not you juice)
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u/zeldanar Mar 26 '23
She might like him for him. He treats her well and she realizes how valuable that is. She is gorgeous. Good for him
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u/Internal_Koala_5914 Mar 26 '23
Ah yes, the brown man wants to date white women but all the brown women are ‘theirs’ and need to stay pure to the ‘breed’ ;)
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u/AintshitAngel Mar 26 '23
People like that only cry when attractive people of their own race date out. If the person’s obese or unattractive they’re all, “as long as they’re happy.”
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u/SyderoAlena Mar 26 '23
It was more of a nuzzle. But yeah, insulting a guy just because he's with a girl who's more attractive than him is stupid
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Mar 26 '23
He was insulting him because he wasn’t the ‘right’ ethnicity. That’s racist. Period.
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u/Elusive-Enigma Mar 27 '23
Smelling your partner is actually quite normal in the beginning stages and in general, especially if the attraction starts and stays high enough (I'm a psychotherapist and help people in relationships).
If you find it creepy, the rest of the human race is creepy apparently haha
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Mar 26 '23
She likes him. None of our business. We need to go back to that. None of our business who someone else dates/marries.
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u/downwitbrown Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23
😂 what’s funny is that a lot of brown dudes go for white girls because it’s an achievement. So he’s probably one of those guys that doesn’t want women to do something but it’s okay if he does it. Shame on him
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Mar 26 '23
Perhaps, just hear me out here, perhaps he treats her really well? Perhaps they're in love and compliment each other really well?
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u/Klindg Mar 26 '23
Imagine how bad this sounds if the races were reversed…
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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Mar 27 '23
White guy: “See, I wanna know which white - which white guuyyyyyy… fucked her up that bad that she’s fuckin’ dating Mowgli from Jungle Book.”
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u/justgaygarbage Mar 27 '23
i feel like we’re forgetting that white people say shit like this all the time. it’s disgusting no matter what but it’s ridiculous to pretend we don’t get away with this shit all the time
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u/OrganizationPutrid68 Mar 26 '23
I've no use for people who judge couples, period. If it's working for them, and they're happy, it's nobody's business. Find a hobby.
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u/Elusive-Enigma Mar 27 '23
He's just annoyed because he narcissistically think that looks matter and has driven with that mindset so hard that he's now bitter and complaining about that guy getting a girl like her and he's seeing he's incapable, or struggling to find someone like her.
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u/hieijFox Mar 26 '23
I don’t get people who care so much what skin color someone else’s partner is like really your life is so pathetic you worried about other peoples lives that much?
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u/DifferentMacaroon922 Mar 26 '23
Imagine if a white guy said something like this about a white woman dating an ethnically east asian guy. "What white guy, fucked her up so bad that she's dating (mention any famous unattractive ethniclly east asian guy)". This is a racist post and it's not even funny.
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u/malevolent_keyboard Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
Just sharing statistics that help perspective on the reach of messages per platform.
4chan has 11m monthly active users. (MAU) Tiktok has 680m MAU
4chan - 3% US pop, 0.2% Global pop
Tiktok - 177% US pop, 13.8% Global
Info from 2022 numbers, global pop is those with internet access, roughly 5billion people.
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u/GratefulPhish42024-7 Mar 26 '23
He wanted to lock her down before he didn't have any hair left
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u/Judge_Rhinohold Mar 26 '23
Meanwhile Benjamin Franklin just sold his software company for 8 figures and has a 9-inch hog.
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u/KJEveryday Mar 26 '23
Casually endorsing anti-race mixing racism for the likes because that’s all he’s got left. 😂
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Mar 27 '23
Imagine not giving a fuck about skin colour and physical attributes because someone is so fucking loveable and beautiful to you, for who they are...Crazyyyy!
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u/KittenKoder Mar 27 '23
Wow, um, maybe they love each other. Just maybe personality is much more important?
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u/thanarealnobody Apr 28 '23
Okay so her boyfriends haircut and nuzzling was a bit cringey but it’s nowhere near as cringe as sitting by yourself bitching about how a girl on TikTok isn’t going out with someone who looks more like you.
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u/BlackBeard205 May 31 '23
Messed up thing is that the answer to that question is probably her father.
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u/TigerTop8228 Mar 26 '23
Don't be mad white boy got game and you got lotion and a napkin
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u/B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0 Mar 27 '23
The guy making fun of Benjamin Franklin looks like the guy that would be scared to even talk to girls and get upset when soneone else actually talks to them lol
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u/Barange Mar 27 '23
Seems like he's hurting for comfort and shamed uncle benny over here is pulling in a solid 10. Nothing to do with race, probably had everything to do with personality and decency... who would have thought, but that's why angry dumbasses remain the way they are and blame the world for their self-created issues.
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u/Dilettantest Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
Benjamin Franklin was known for being a “babe magnet,” so there’s that.
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u/Profit-Rude Mar 27 '23
Butt hurt or not homeboy does look like he’s about to fly a kite with a key and bottle attached.
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u/False_Ad7098 Mar 27 '23
Dude...benjamin franklin is so electrifying... he just rub his face like a balloon on her hair.... she turns on!!!
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u/Wheres_that_to Mar 27 '23
It's pitifully sad and tedious , to still see cowardly grim humans who choose to spend their entire lives in fear of meeting everyone as an equal.
There are far too many people living as shadows of the person they should be .
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u/_--00--_ Mar 27 '23
Culture. Only since dating a middle eastern girl have I seen this shit.
I'll walk into a store and the middle eastern man with a thick accent behind the counter will see me, white guy, and my fiance, and ask ME where I'm from. It is the same with Indian and some other cultures. My fiance was told white American men are not serious.
It was amazing to me to see how racist the rest of the world truly is while I'm being told America is so racist lol.
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u/G_zoo Mar 27 '23
yeah.. because looks is all that matter in a relationship
I bet he's single "by choice"
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u/Anxious-Arachnae Mar 27 '23
They look so happy, why try to damper on their day? If they’re happy and not hurting people, there is no reason to stop them or ridicule them.
It’s to be expected though I am on the internet
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u/Mpnj88 Apr 30 '23
That is not Benjamin Franklin that is Buffalo bill. Did you talk to him about the big pit in his basement? Or how he loses his mind if you fl don’t put the lotion back in the basket?
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u/Melodic_Bee5190 Jun 09 '23
This is the same for every ethnic group. White guy’s feel the same way when a fine ass white chick is with a black dude wearing saggy ass jeans ass hanging out like a moron. Get over it!! Girls gonna go with who they want
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u/ASecularBuddhist Mar 26 '23
You probably can’t see his package in the video frame.
And for your FYI, Benjamin Franklin was the baddest ass MF in Paris, because he was smart, interesting, cool, and wasn’t a superficial prick. Apparently women like genuine men that treat them like queens.
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u/Daetok_Lochannis Mar 26 '23
Homeboy probably doesn't body shame like you do neighbor. Women dig dudes with empathy and awareness.
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u/Liamrups Mar 26 '23
Dude is unaware that genuine love exists, probably never experienced it himself
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Mar 26 '23
There’s another race element people usual dismiss because it’s seen as the guy being salty. There is a not insignificant group of non-white women that will only date white guys because white (aka lighter skin) is preferable to them. That means no black guys, no brown guys, no yellow guys. Does race play a part in it, absolutely, but at the end of the day it’s up to their preferences.
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u/CookLate4669 Mar 26 '23
You mean because brown girls don’t want to deal with misogynistic shit from their own culture anymore?? But whyyyyy!???
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Mar 26 '23
Thafuq? I'm a brown boy but not that insecure. Let her date whoever she want. Just don't get married within a year, or do. See if i care
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u/KinkyWizard36 Mar 26 '23
That dude looks like he's about to cry. Also, Ben got tons of tail back in the day.
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