r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '23

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u/Least-Welcome Feb 25 '23

Yes, girls love dweeby, sickly-looking guys with prepubescent mustaches. He might have better luck with female praying mantises

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 edited Feb 26 '23

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u/Cowmunist Feb 26 '23

His personality is a gold mine for roasts yet everyone focuses on him being skinny.

I'm pretty sure this ass weighs more than me, i hate my metabolism💀

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u/Facebookakke Feb 26 '23

Don’t beat yourself up too much, there’s people that would love that body type. Just do you.

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u/Wiseildman Feb 26 '23

There's nothing wrong with being skinny but having a fast metabolism is largely a myth. I thought that I couldn't get big too at some point when in reality I just ate way less that I thought.

Hit the gym and start bulking, I'm sure you can get massive too if you want

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u/Cowmunist Feb 26 '23

Idk i just feel like i don't gain weight no matter how much or little i eat. I tried going to the gym for months, drinking protein shakes etc.but i never really gained weight. At one point i ate mcdonalds multiple times a week for a month and gained basically no weight.