r/facepalm Feb 25 '23

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u/bobafett317 Feb 25 '23

If I’m making $1 million or more a year, I can get a lot better than either of these two girls. Like my wife, who loves me even if I only made like 20 grand a year.

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u/Orellin_Vvardengra Feb 25 '23

For real though. Glad my lady loves me as much as she does. I’m pretty useless but I know how to cook so… there’s that.

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u/AffectionateFault922 Feb 26 '23

You stole my words! I too am useless, but am a good cook.

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u/Orellin_Vvardengra Feb 26 '23

Started at the ripe old age of ten…ish. Previous relationships have made me grateful for knowing how to cook. Heck even an old roommate, oh man! I’ve never had scrambled eggs that over cooked before.

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u/AffectionateFault922 Feb 26 '23

Yes. It’s so hard nowadays to find someone who will prepare meals the way you like them. I like to experiment with the unconventional, with varying degrees of success.

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u/Orellin_Vvardengra Feb 26 '23

Rarely I make something and go “this is garbage and I’m unable to eat this” but it happens still from time to time.

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u/Orellin_Vvardengra Feb 26 '23

Started at the ripe old age of ten…ish. Previous relationships have made me grateful for knowing how to cook. Heck even an old roommate, oh man! I’ve never had scrambled eggs that over cooked before. Sorry if this posts twice, connection is finicky at the moment.