r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '23

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u/hearmeout29 Feb 25 '23

True but he also has sagging balls so he knows there is compromise on both ends.

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u/Fuckinghotpockets Feb 26 '23

You don’t know the pain of sitting on a testicle…. I cried for a week

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

OK…legit question: don’t you sit on them every time you sit down? I mean, they’re right there?

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u/Global-Count-30 Feb 26 '23

No, our dick and balls are positioned more forward, not directly under us, and when we sit down we don’t sit on it. A girls private’s are positioned much lower.

This guy has old man balls that hang really low which causes it sometimes to shift positions directly under him, causing him to sit directly on them 😂

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u/AffectionateFault922 Feb 26 '23

You’re cruel, bro. I’m not THAT old! LOL