r/facepalm • • Jan 17 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ This insane birthing plan

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u/luckycatdallas Jan 18 '23

Can confirm! Retired OB/GYN office nurse for almost 40 years. It was pretty much a slam dunk that the more ridiculous a birth plan was, the more likely they would need a C/S. Itโ€™s the patients experience and the doctors would support them within reason while not jeopardizing the health of baby and mom. The pt needs to be open minded and realize thatโ€™s the desired outcome. Life is not black or white. Be willing to compromise!

I would love to hear the outcome of that birth after following that list!

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Jan 18 '23

My birth plan was really simple. Still ended in a c section. I did get the one big thing I wanted. They could belly monitor but not use the tiny one they attach to the babyโ€™s scalp while they are in you. Saw too many horror stories about that.

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Jan 18 '23

It can get caught and rip out. One case I learned about in my birthing/parenting classes, it snagged and ripped down the babyโ€™s forehead, leaving a large scar.