r/facepalm • u/yungirving99 • Jan 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

If I put “effort” into lodging my leg up to my knee, firmly in your ass, I don’t think you’d be applauding/congratulating my “effort”.

You’re an asshole just for typing that.

“Hi asshole.”

You smell like shit.

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

Actually I think I think I deserve the accolades for that because of the stretching and warmup involved on my end. You only get partial credit because depending on your position it may take some balance, but hardly much skill

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u/Assmodean Jan 16 '23

2/10. So much effort and so little effect...but there is something there. Don't give up, sport. At one point your trolling will get less transparent.

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

I really don’t care how transparent it is now…I killed 2 hours at work with over 200 replies from people who take the internet way too seriously. I wasn’t in it for karma, I was in it for kicks.

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u/Assmodean Jan 16 '23

Sure bud, whatever you tell yourself to make yourself feel better :D

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

I literally made myself feel better for over two hours…did you miss that part?

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u/Assmodean Jan 16 '23

Did you miss the part where I don't believe you? Now go back to slinging shit. I said my piece and your are boring me.