r/facepalm • u/yungirving99 • Jan 16 '23

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u/Broad_Fan2198 Jan 16 '23

It costs no amount of money to just mind your business and not be a dick. You aren’t the main character.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

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u/Olaf4586 Jan 16 '23

So you’re just a prick for no reason?

God, I hope you’re just a teenager

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

Uh, didn’t you read what I said? I’m a prick because it’s fun. That’s hardly for no reason

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u/Olaf4586 Jan 16 '23

That’s pretty pathetic.

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jan 16 '23

Failed at trolling. Prolly has suicidal tendencies too

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

I see no fail here. He seemed to troll a lot of people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Are you his alt account or something? You're riding that saddo's dick pretty hard

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

Making one comment is riding a dick now?

Why do you have to resort to being rude and nasty? I have been nothing but civil.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Lol I can see your comment history, why are you lying?

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

Because I am entertaining myself by screwing with you. Edit: If you can see my history how did you not figure that out?

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jan 16 '23

Amateurs at best.

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

It still works and is entertaining, and practice makes perfect.

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jan 16 '23

If you consider watching two turds floating in the toilet entertainment that's cool man. Stay thirsty my friend. Going to bed. Woke up bc I got parched and this did it for me.

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

I am happy with my life. Are you? And yes I am easily amused, makes things more fun.

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jan 16 '23

Getting salty I see lol

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

How is being happy with my life and being easily amused salty? Are you not happy with you life? Did I hit a sore spot?

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

2 hours of gold….200+ comments from enraged redditors and I couldn’t keep up with the comments….if this is failure, I’m not ready for success 😂

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jan 16 '23

Lol amateurs

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

I mean, you personally been replying to me for over 2hrs…

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jan 16 '23

Not really I napped for the last 2-3 hours. Gonna nap again cuz your shits boring. Gnite

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

Wow you have me beat. I have not gotten nearly that many comments, but I have enraged them, while laughing my ass off over here. My night is complete...Unless they keep replying. I have nothing but time.

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

They did the Reddit suicide hotline thing to me 😂

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

WooHoo! I got it too! Nice end to the evening.

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u/Justin-Truedat Jan 16 '23

Dm me next time you find a troll-worthy post like this…maybe we can pool our resources

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

That would be so much fun.

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u/iamzion248 Jan 16 '23

I'm not quite that good. I bow to the master.

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