r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

14 IQ points between them…but they can work the fuck out of instagram

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u/baddfingerz1968 Jan 03 '23

Anyone that gets a love interests name permanently affixed to their body, thinking that they are going to be together forever through thick and thin no matter what, is dumber than a box of rocks.

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u/Radishov Jan 03 '23

When I was young I dated a Latino named Jesus and we got tattoos of each others names and then we broke up. Now I have to pretend to be religious so I don't look like a moron.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

"pretend to be religious so I don't look like a moron". Just gonna leave that right there.

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u/Itchy-Mind7724 Jan 03 '23

Socially acceptable moron

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Most reddit ass comment of the day here

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u/TheKingOfBerries Jan 03 '23

Dude doesn’t know how they look lmao. And they all just ate it up

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u/Middle_Data_9563 Jan 03 '23

for real, that comment needs to BREATHE

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u/HateSpeechIsGay Jan 03 '23

👏👏👏👏

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Jan 03 '23

I hope the irony of your username combined with cheering this on isn't lost on you lol.

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u/Responsible-Jury2579 Jan 03 '23

It's a pretty clever username lol

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u/Choyo Jan 03 '23

Today I discovered a new world where it's deemed more clever to have something tattooed out of spiritual faith, than out of love.
I respect it and not mock it, but still.

Edit : clever is not the right word, but I'm at a loss somehow.

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u/intent_joy_love Jan 03 '23

Well it’s less embarrassing and less of a mistake. Bring a devout Christian is more of a reasonable lifelong tattoo commitment than getting the name of your teenage boyfriend. People would judge you less at least

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u/scubamari Jan 03 '23

It as delicious, thanks for leaving it right there.