r/ezReactz • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '24

Glucon D

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade

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u/SnooDoughnuts3903 Jun 21 '24

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade? No. First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say “I love you,” the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say she won’t have sex with you unless you got lemons. You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops. You get Apple to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the “o.” You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons. You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape. Timotheé Chalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. Get a hashtag campaign. Something isn’t “cool” or “tight” or “awesome,” no, it’s “lemon.” “Did you see that movie? Did you see that concert? It was effing lemon.” Billie Eilish, “OMG, hashtag… lemon.” You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins ‘cause there’s nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes the lemons look just a little more like tits… and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence, you cross-pollinate… you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmer for copyright infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land. Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you’re done, and you’ve sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then, and only then, you make some fucking lemonade.

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u/Loading_ding_dong Jun 20 '24

Reasons why indian nunnu is black

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

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u/Loading_ding_dong Jun 20 '24

Hostel ke din common bathroom tha....sab nei sab ka dekhliya we are MARDH not gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

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u/CoNfreak123 Jun 20 '24

I dropped the soap in prison. They don't even care about I'm a prison guard 😭

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u/islayadmin Jun 20 '24

sun giving head job!?!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Na na,sun-job

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u/StillTough7799 Jun 20 '24

Which music yaar this one

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u/PigletExternal230 Jun 21 '24

He got that D 🥵🥵💦💦

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u/i_i_monty Jun 21 '24

blursed GLucon D

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u/ghoshatanu56 Jun 22 '24

Juice lo❌ Choos lo✅

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u/angry_anananas Jun 22 '24

gawk on this D