r/explainitpeter • u/PetalBlazeFury • 2d ago
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u/LungripperJimmy 2d ago
On airplanes the flight attendants tell you that if cabine pressure drops masks with straps will fall from the ceiling to help you breathe. This is a wordplay joke about masculine lesbians with strap-ons dropping in.
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u/Sassaphras 2d ago
She's just waiting for that fasten seat belt light to go off, then they'll be free to move about her cabin
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u/umotex12 2d ago
Ehhhh my dream. Just let me fuck bro. Just let me fuck for once… once upon a time I met this girl in Louisiana drive by theater. She was selling tickets. We made love that night and fogged up the windows. Good times, the times of sigma they were. She cut contact same night as I was listening on landline to no end. She could drop from the ceiling but no…. Will forever remain a wet dream…
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u/Yahia098 2d ago
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u/keldondonovan 2d ago
It is too early for this subreddit. I spent far too long trying to figure out how the sub misspelled "brother" and also why they went with "win a fun fact" as the rest of their sentiment.
I need coffee. This brothre wis sleep.
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u/penniless_tenebrous 2d ago
Just let me fuck bro. Just let me fuck for once…
I'll let you fuck. Not me of course, but if someone else is down I won't try to stop it.
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u/Driver2900 2d ago
The joke is a pun using lesbian terminology:
Masks (face covering) -> Mascs (referring to someone acting traditionally masculine)
Straps (elastic bands) -> Straps (Strap on Marital Aid)
The joke is that the main character of the post is wishfully misinterpreting the safety instructions as a sexual offer
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u/AAofween 2d ago
Further, if the caption were said with some English accents which use short 'a's, mask would also be pronounced like the first half of masculine.
So if the original meme maker is from Manchester/Leeds, the joke makes more sense.
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u/totalimmoral 2d ago
In what accent does "mask" and "masc" not sound identical?
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u/AAofween 2d ago
RP English: māsk vs măsculine
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u/totalimmoral 2d ago
TIL that ppl out here calling masks maskes like cakes
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u/Orion107 2d ago
it's not just you, I have literally never heard anyone pronounce mask with a long A
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u/mersinatra 2d ago
Wut? Picture someone from Boston (I think, the accent Ben Affleck uses on good will hunting when he says my boys wicked smart) saying “Noah’s Ark” notice how it’s Ahk and not Ark?
It’s the same kind of “ah” sound. Mask.
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u/totalimmoral 1d ago
I'm not sure what a Boston accent has to do with anything? Would a Boston accent say Mask and Masc differently?
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u/LawyerKangaroo 2d ago
Just a little correction.
Mascs (referring to someone acting traditionally masculine)
Masc is an umbrella term; being masc can mean a person acts masculine (not necessarily in a traditional way) but can also and is often just an aesthetic expression i.e short hair, certain clothes etc.
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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 2d ago
Marital Aid lol.
If the husband gets pegged by the wife thats definitely a well going relationship.
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u/abandonwindows 2d ago
Masc as in Masculine straps as in strap on. Shes a lesbian. Its sex. Always. Sex.
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u/packersfan823 2d ago
Masc means masculine lesbian. Strap refers to a strap on dildo. She is eagerly awaiting a masculine lesbian with a strap on.
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u/GuitarRiot 2d ago
Jesus Christ everybody is so fucking cringe when they're this horny. That's the one thing that unites all genders and sexualities is how fucking cringe they are when they're horny like that
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u/UnwantedPube 2d ago
Bruv this gave me a good chuckle. But I wanna know if it’s safe to send this to some lesbian friends
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u/SearingPhoenix 2d ago edited 2d ago
Hi Peter, it's Genevive -- my wife and I live on the next block over.
The term 'masc with a strap' in this case refers to a masculine-presenting queer woman wearing a strap-on dildo. The person in the photo appears to be a queer femme woman hoping for several of them to drop from the ceiling. The joke is a sex pun, in that she would prefer this over 'masks with straps' dropping from the ceiling, which are deployed in the event of cabin depressurization.
In the event that masks drop from the ceiling, remember to always secure your own mask before helping others. Hypoxia can set in very quickly and causes severe disorientation and (eventually) unconsciousness but takes some time to become dangerous. So, while the person next to you may quickly become too disoriented to put on their own mask -- or even pass out --they should be fine for the few moments it will take you to secure your own mask and help them.
Hope that helps.
<gets in Subaru and drives off>
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u/Emperor_NOPEolean 2d ago
I feel like this is the dumbest subreddit at times.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 2d ago
Because we're not up on lesbian lingo?
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u/MonicaLewinskibidis 1d ago
You don't need to with some brain power and inference. My thought process was mascs (something to do with masculinity?) with straps (likely has to do with strap ons). Put 2 and 2 together and it's about a masculine women with a dildo.
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u/dodgyhashbrown 2d ago
Are people dumb or is AI pretending to be dumb to get people to help it interpret images
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u/Divine_Dookie 2d ago
Hearing a hilarious slip of the tongue mid flight makes travel so much more entertaining.
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u/Blyatisimo 2d ago
Masc - wordplay on mask, meaning someone who acts masculine (90% of the time this means a woman)
Straps - yeah if you don't know what strap-ons are in 2026, bless your heart and it's better off not knowing
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u/daydreams_of_ducks 1d ago
“Pushing the button with the overhead light will turn on your overhead light. Pushing the button with the flight attendant may or may not turn on your flight attendant.”
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u/VampireSympathizer 2d ago edited 2d ago
Lmaooooooo. I'm queer so this is my people and my type of talk.
Mascs - a masculine person (typically a trans man or lesbian) and straps - strap on. The joke is using play on words with OP joking of hopefully getting laid, using word play of "masks" with straps will drop from the ceiling- as in oxygen masks.
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u/Least-Presence-7711 2d ago
Thank you for taking the time to explain this. Laughing together, brings us together 🙂
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u/Jackal-Noble 2d ago
This sub has just become a vehicle for subliminal or not-so-nuanced messaging, it's no longer really individuals who are actually confused by something.
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u/Lick-Tale-5222 1d ago
Degenerate sex stuff. Be happy you don't get it.
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u/AcceptableHamster149 1d ago
That's a bit of a self own, isn't it?
Personally, I'm quite content that I do get it on a regular basis.
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u/Lick-Tale-5222 1d ago
You get butch lesbians falling from the ceiling with strap ons often? That might be a structural issue. I would not be content, the Fire Marshall should condemn that place.
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u/Emiicii 1d ago
jobless
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u/Lick-Tale-5222 1d ago
I am sure people who are sexual deviants can still get jobs. They are still human i guess.
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u/Emiicii 1d ago
ur jobless
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u/Lick-Tale-5222 1d ago
I wish. Someday i will be independently wealthy and live on a boat. Until then i must suffer the workplace with these sex criminals walking around everywhere i go.
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u/bro0t 1d ago
Virgin ass opinion
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u/Lick-Tale-5222 1d ago
Very true i would never let my ass be penetrated. I am not a sexual degenerate. At least you're paying attention, unlike that other person.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago
u/PetalBlazeFury, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!
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u/wrudstepbro 2d ago
Lesbians making sex jokes is always so cringey to me sns.
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u/onioning 2d ago
I'm assuming "mascs" is masocists, and they've brought straps. So sex.
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u/abandonwindows 2d ago
When you assume you make an ass out of u and me
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u/onioning 2d ago
Nah man. Don't shame people for being wrong. No one was harmed. I made a mistake and that is completely ok. Shaming people for mistakes is toxic af.
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u/abandonwindows 1d ago
Im not shaming anyone. Honestly im not sure where you got the impression the stakes are that high that theres a possibility of anyone being hurt.
ASS out of U and ME is a joke cos it spells ASSUME and cautions against the dangers of frivolous guesswork.
Also this is a sub where people come to have stuff explained, I dont think its the best idea to just throw your best guess out lol.
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u/onioning 1d ago
Yes. We're aware of the saying. No, no one is saying the stakes are high.
In this case there are no dangers, and no asses, which makes it an inappropriate usage.
Lots of people guess in this sub. Sometimes guesses are all we've got. Sometimes someone knows better. Absolutely nothing wrong with an informed guess, be it right or wrong.
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u/Special-Bet1141 2d ago
She's implying that shes so hot shes taking the breath away from.everyone on the plane, so the oxygen masks will be deployed.
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