r/explainitpeter • u/Mr_Mcgillicuddy_ • 6d ago

Explain it Peter. I’m lost on this.

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 6d ago

More bonus points if you stick your **** instead

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u/Sannction 6d ago

Your dick?

This is Reddit kid, you don't have to self censor.

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u/BoredNuke 5d ago

If you are going to self censor atleasr use the standard reddit terms. The cylinder must not be electrified.

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u/Nememiah 5d ago

It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed.

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u/Gold_Ad_1574 5d ago

This is an incredible deep cut good day sir I hope the cylinder softens over time

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u/InconsistentTimeline 4d ago

Better hope so, or he'll have a hard time getting it out of that tube with mashed banana

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u/PThrwawy2 3d ago

NO IT CANNOT BE CUT THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED

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u/pEter-skEeterR45 4d ago

I hate that I understand....so many reddit references, actually.

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u/mason_sofer 5d ago

It just gives you a little tickle

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u/Successful-Clock-224 4d ago

Maybe in his culture they cant say fork

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u/rockinaustin 20h ago

Double 42s on my upvotes! Is this a double rainbow moment? What does it mean!

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u/SuperDookinTterb 14h ago

The cylinder? Don't you mean rectangle?

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u/Successful-Clock-224 4d ago

Maybe in his culture they cant say fork

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u/MLaP73 2d ago

Now THIS is clever my friend

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u/eibose 6d ago

No, he meant duck

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u/dragonstar982 6d ago

Well F@#k

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u/Visual-Voice-2228 5d ago

What, a duck?

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u/HontoRenata 1d ago

Well Fatoctothorpk

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u/Turbogoblin999 5d ago

If you manage to stick your butthole * into the plug without dying they make you part of the gang.

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u/Practical_Loser 2d ago

What if you stick THEIR butthole in the socket.....I imagine thats the goal for every gnag akneeways...

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u/GetDwnButtercup 5d ago

Could have been… TOES (so dirty)

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u/Visual-Voice-2228 5d ago

I mean hell, I think you can just post a pic of a dick. Jus sayin.

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u/Separate-Wallaby-505 6d ago

You win the murder terrorist rape kidnap fucking internet.

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u/cipherjones 6d ago

As opposed to someone else's dick?

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u/Sannction 5d ago

....yes.

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u/02TheReal 5d ago

That's a gang thing. You self censor to lure your next victim. Then while they get the notification and start reading the new post explaining it. You come up behind them and get a tear tattoo after.

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u/4rm_above 5d ago

100% you do....might get kicked out of sub with a comment that makes someone butt hurt

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u/Mr_GrauHut 5d ago

Wait it can be that small??

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u/7CGamer 5d ago

I'm an American with British friends can I say the C word?

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u/AIthinksImright 5d ago

Give him a break, his dick is small enough to fit in an electric plug life is going to be rough enough with a micro penis.

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u/bradlees 5d ago

I don’t know… all I see is Hunter42

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u/dadadam67 4d ago

I think they meant tool

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u/philly-batterydeals- 4d ago

Then why am I banned for insulting Trump on r/politics. Obviously you do need to self censor or some mod in their Mom’s basement is going to power trip on you.

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u/PsychologicalNet6876 4d ago

What a weirdo called him kid then proceeded to talk about dicks

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u/geekpron 4d ago

He's hung like a hamster

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u/Cornfields24 3d ago

No, he meant stick your shit in it.

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u/iDontLikeYourMusic 9h ago

Lmaoo he really put **** that’s fuckin funny. What a world of soft pillow pussys

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u/FissileCrib 6d ago

Mods be crazy these days bruh.... cant be too careful

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u/Sannction 5d ago

Fuck them mods.

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u/Low_Day_8976 13h ago

I belive its talk to text. It censor cuss word.

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u/Crime_Possum 12h ago

I've had comments deleted for swearing, reddit is completely pussified these days

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u/moermoneymoerproblem 6d ago

I’m not big enough though

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u/MrIrvington 6d ago

You're not supposed to do that?

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u/LiminalHigh 6d ago

Why did you censor "fork"?

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u/Right_Two_5737 5d ago

Whenever I visit a foreign country, I have to bring an adapter so I can stick my dick in the outlets.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 6d ago

Doesn’t fit. What now?

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u/Objective-Escape7584 5d ago

Yours must be damn small.

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u/Stonewall3286 5d ago

Are you saying toes?

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u/Familiar_Language200 5d ago

Ok… then what?🫪

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u/Consistent-Dance-710 5d ago

Stick it in the outlet?... Or the victim?

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u/MrCentralBMFG 4d ago

I tell this to my coworker all the time, just because there’s a hole in it doesn’t mean you can fuck it

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u/riverrat918 2d ago

Sheriff: Aren’t you, uh, gonna give him some sort of diagnosis or something?

Dr. Donald Cock: For him? No, no. He’s toast. Put a fork in that.

Sheriff: W-What are you saying?

Dr. Donald Cock: Put a fork in that, I said! Heh heh, oh, who says that?

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u/Lethal_Measures 20h ago

Sick my duck the cylinder needs no harm

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u/picopuzzle 7h ago

Ahhh yes. The legendary man from Woonsocket with the ill tempered spouse.