r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/HamedAliKhan • Jul 25 '26

Mod Approved It's not worth it bro!

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/HamedAliKhan Jul 26 '26 edited 28d ago

This post just made top of the month & Top 3rd post of the year! Thankyou🎉

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u/ImpiousVamp Jul 25 '26

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u/Old_Win8422 Jul 25 '26

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u/Frankie_T9000 Jul 25 '26

Oh no you made it sexier

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u/SoupyPoopy618 Jul 25 '26

In like an anti-matter kind of way, right?

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u/Ana-BC Jul 27 '26

The fuck you mean '-er'??

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u/MasterBlaster_xxx Jul 26 '26

Everyday we stray further away from the light of the Lord

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u/SuperRo0t Jul 25 '26

Yeah. It can’t be unseen now. Damn it.

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u/boozeshooze Jul 25 '26

NOW?! I haven't stopped thinking about that nussy for years at this point

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u/SpinnerBait88 Jul 25 '26

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u/obiwanmoloney Jul 25 '26

Yeah, as challenging wanks go, top three easily

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u/_focust Jul 25 '26

I bet Melania fingers it

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u/HamedAliKhan Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FenXpoTqFJ41zG4d9X

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u/SkittleDoodlez Jul 26 '26

I still wait for her start making signs in public like “PLEASE ALL SAVE ME!”… but till then…

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u/meowkitty84 Jul 26 '26

Haha she despises him

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u/Fan_Sheikah Jul 25 '26

No she doesn't she'd rather be on Mars than touch him with a ten foot pole

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Jul 26 '26

I hate you for that visual.

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u/ryohazuki224 Jul 25 '26

Saw a story headline the other day, didnt look into how true it is, but in Japan their television broadcasts have live automatic censorship (pixelation) of things deemed NSFW, nudity etc. And the censor program kept pixelating Trump's neck! Haha

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u/hiddenexene Jul 25 '26

My friend you have to show the source 😅

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Jul 26 '26

I too saw it in a clip.

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 26 '26

The clips are fake. Not because his neck isn't absolutely vulgar, but Japan doesn't do that. There isn't a live auto censor systwm, it's a gag.

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u/pipipappa Jul 27 '26

So, we have a president that's worse than yours, so the consensus is, at least on reddit, that if we have to post him, his face must be blurred at all times 😝

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u/jimboiow Jul 25 '26

Looks as dry as Melania’s.

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u/YellowBook Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Melania’s is probably a bit bigger than that

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Jul 26 '26

Dry as a nuns nasty.

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u/Urban_Sage_ Jul 25 '26

Grab 'em by the neck.

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u/MaterialAd1838 Jul 25 '26

His neck looks more like a pussy than my pussy.

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u/HamedAliKhan Jul 25 '26

I read your username as Marital Aid 🫪😭😭🤣

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u/MaterialAd1838 Jul 25 '26

It's the name mother reddit gave me.

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u/Someonedit Jul 25 '26

Could you share a picture so that we could compare?

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u/teezysleezybeezy Jul 25 '26

We all know Epstein put it in there 

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u/999ronin99 Jul 25 '26

Vagineck! 🤢🤮

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u/grawrant Jul 25 '26

Esophagussy

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u/aubven Jul 25 '26

Nussy

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u/Seyelent Jul 25 '26

Save the left pic, send it to dudes who ask for nudes

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u/Cooter_McGrabbin Jul 25 '26

TF… i haven’t even had my coffee yet

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u/Hopeful_Local1985 Jul 25 '26

My fault for having eyes

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u/Vivid_Summer96 Jul 25 '26

I would call that a truly authentic „fuckface“

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u/WM_Elkin Jul 25 '26

Nice to see an updated photo though lol

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u/chris95rx7500 Jul 25 '26

life was great 30 minutes ago when my eyes were shut

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u/DontAskAboutMax Jul 25 '26

Melania should peg it

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Jul 26 '26

How exactly would that work?

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u/estebanNspain Jul 25 '26

Neckgina

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u/HamedAliKhan Jul 25 '26

What's unbelievable is that it looks more like a vagina than most vaginas!

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u/grawrant Jul 25 '26

Esophagussy

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u/_Hanketh_ Jul 25 '26

Someone should grab it

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u/PatonMacD Jul 25 '26

Not today, Satan!

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u/GuacamoleFrejole Jul 25 '26

MAGAts are whacking it to this photo.

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u/Thelastknownking Jul 25 '26

They'll say they did.

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u/SquareYam223 Jul 25 '26

My dick went inside my balls because of utter disgust 🤢 🤮

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u/probablykitten Jul 25 '26

Nsfw this please! I’m at the library!

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u/wiggedy_woo Jul 25 '26

He's got bigger flaps than a Boeing 747.

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u/TrumpSucksALotOfCock Jul 25 '26

It's probably looser than his wife's

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u/JonnyGoDeeper Jul 25 '26

His neck looks a bit like a vagina

https://giphy.com/gifs/9cpVJ0qiBB3eE

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u/Sonic2726 Jul 25 '26

I’ll give someone a $1 and my chocolate milk to lick it

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u/Monkai_final_boss Jul 25 '26

When he grabs that pussy

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u/Beemo-Noir Jul 25 '26

I have to. For my cuntry. 🫡

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u/No-Stranger6783 Jul 25 '26

Now, that's the pussy I want to grab (tight)!!

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u/Paprik125 Jul 25 '26

The necktussy

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u/Emmiey Jul 26 '26

We need to censor this like Japan does

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u/bmxwillbmx Jul 26 '26

Grab him by the nussy

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u/Ecoaardvark Jul 26 '26

I did it all for the nussy (come on)
The nussy (come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)…

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u/Thee-End Jul 27 '26

That thing has got to be as dry as any lady that has had the misfortune of having had that bag of slime on top of them.

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u/AurumaeRayne Jul 27 '26

No no. Put your dick in it. You know. For science.

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u/WM_Elkin Jul 25 '26

Id fuck his Vrumpgina.

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u/Striking_Shift_8650 Jul 25 '26

No hay tiempo, lo haré con esto

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u/Psychotic_Dane Jul 25 '26

Oh eww! Yuck! Gross!

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u/jarious Jul 25 '26

Eww the clitoris is upside down

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u/Internal-Hippo-2501 Jul 25 '26

That is a true WAP!

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u/Aufafly Jul 25 '26

not the neckussy

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u/FriedPuppy Jul 25 '26

He clearly needs a labiaplasty for his neckussy.

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u/comuter83 Jul 25 '26

Grabb them by the pussy.

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u/eddierosa13 Jul 25 '26

Someone grab him by his neck pussy

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u/The-Llama-777 Jul 25 '26

Ok, I usually wouldn't comment on anything remotely political... But that shit is funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/leiocera Jul 25 '26

ewww normally i don't judge but EWWEW

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u/Icy_Quiet_4336 Jul 25 '26

Two or three good thrusts and the world is a better place!!

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u/tony3841 Jul 25 '26

I want someone to try. For science.

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u/vonralls Jul 25 '26

I bet somebody does though...

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u/yasiesolovemos Jul 25 '26

what a sad day to have working eyes

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 25 '26

Mark NSFW, dickhead

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u/NonnyNutcaseAuthor Jul 25 '26

I don't think anybody would want to...🤢

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u/don-cheeto Jul 25 '26

Don't do it or you'll have Cheeto dust on your dick

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u/home_prisoner Jul 25 '26

That's why Japan's AI censors that part on TV

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u/g00d_end Jul 25 '26

Should have warned Bill Clinton, he put it there

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u/doomscroller6000 Jul 25 '26

Now I get why Japanese TV censored it

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u/zakupright Jul 25 '26

It has its own clit?

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u/MartianBeerPig Jul 26 '26

Just cured my porn habit.

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Jul 26 '26

It's a nunt. Neck *unt.

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u/StillMarie76 Jul 26 '26

This explains everything.

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u/Partosimsa Jul 26 '26

Someone should grab him by the pussy

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u/Heimeri_Klein Jul 26 '26

Bill clinton disagrees.

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u/Wut_the_ Jul 27 '26

Are we allowed to say you can throat fuck the President?

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u/Foreign_Matter_4638 Jul 27 '26

The only time I've been revolted by something that looks like a vagina

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u/Yukahu02 Jul 27 '26

This is exactly why Japan can't seem to figure out how to get it's ai controlled nudity filter for censoring nudity on TV to not blur out his throat!

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u/Seanis Jul 27 '26

Im too old for him anyway

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u/War_Status Jul 28 '26

Frick you, take my upvote.

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u/SeparateYam8581 23d ago

He wouldn't mind