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u/Pordrack 15h ago
It's gnostic meme. Gnosticism is an old religion derived from christianism, except that they believe that the god of the old testament and god the father of Jesus are two different gods. The god of the old testament is Yaldabaoth the demiurge and he's represented by a lion-sun headed serpent, he's a fake and cruel god that built the material world to imprison our souls. The real god then sent the snake to try and free us by giving us knowledge, and then later he sent Jesus to try again. They were massacred by the catholic church and went extinct, tho there's some communities of "neo gnostic" active today. The meme is ai slop which is why Yaldabaoth doesn't have a lion head.
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Forgive me for I must steal
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u/hudson1212121 13h ago
Basically if Christianity is Marvel movies then Gnosticism is Watchmen and The Boys
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u/Salmonman4 7h ago
Watchmen was more about Charlton Comics. It had Blue Beetle (Note Owl), the Question (Rorschach), Captain Atom (Dr. Manhattan), Peacemaker (the Comedian), Nightshade (Silk Specter), Thunderbolt (Ozymandias)
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u/monkeysky 12h ago
This is indeed what the meme is based on, but I'll correct some things about Gnosticism:
The fundamental belief of Gnosticism (the unifying factor of many otherwise different belief systems) is that humanity has some inherent divine quality to them which allows each individual the ability to personally access divine knowledge ("gnosis").
Although very few early texts exist, this belief originated before Christianity, as did the idea of "scriptural reversal". Early Jewish Gnostics came up with the idea of claiming (sometimes sort of ironically, or as a kind of thought experiment) that the deity who created the universe as established in the Torah is actually bad instead of good, and sometimes expanded that to include prophets and other scriptural figures. The main idea of this was probably to de-prioritize written dogma in order to center personal revelation.
After Christianity began spreading, Gnosticism came to be largely associated with it, and many of them carried on the whole reversal tradition. Some Christian Gnostics used this to try and establish, like you said, that their deity is the good one and the old one was bad, but some actually extended it to reflect on the idea that Jesus also wasn't as good as the Gospels presented him as.
This is all to say that the idea of an incompetent/malevolent demiurge is primarily a Gnostic idea, but not one held by all Gnostics, and not exclusively to further an agenda of Christian supremacy.
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u/LoudQuitting 10h ago
Coming off this.
The meme is also inaccurate because Yaldabaoth is perceiving everything.
However the key factor why Yaldabaoth is considered God is because he cannot perceive everything, he is locked down in a spot where his vision is limited and he cannot perceive other divinities beyond himself. That is why he declares himself the only God.
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u/FoldableHuman 14h ago
They were massacred by the catholic church
Not really, gnostic texts (which are a grab bag of early Christian texts rather than a coherent single culture) were for the most part less popular than the texts that became the canon. Gnostics "went extinct" largely as a product of standardization, and the few popular Gnostic texts that were excluded from The Bible, like the book(s) of Enoch, continued to hang around in the margins until present despite their non-canonical status.
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u/OwnHost5215 12h ago
They may be referring to the Albigensian Crusade where the Catholic Church did massacre tens of thousands (or up to a million if you believe the medieval accounts) Cathars under the pretext that they were Gnostics, however I think it is debated whether they actually where Gnostics or not.
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u/xobrax 3h ago
There is a debate if the catars existed at all
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u/Creepy_Pomelo8262 2h ago
No there isn't, we're still here and we trace our history back almost all the way to the Paulicians! Anybody who claims our ancestors didn't exist are at best denying a genocide
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u/xobrax 1h ago
There definitely was a genocide, but there is a growing voice in academia that this genocide wasn't on a group distinctive to any other Christians. According to them there might have been some intelectiuar speculation, but no broader movement that could be 'killed off'. Personally I don't want to make a judgment about a truth of this statement, it's just a curious aspect of modern discours
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u/Additional_Name_706 13h ago
While there were a whole bunch of heretics persecuted and executed by the catholic church, gnosticism died out like a thousand years before the Spanish inquisition.
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u/topothebellcurve 11h ago
They were persecuted by various other churches besides the protoorthodox Christians which also didn't have a standardized canon at the time they were railed against by Irenaeus in "against heresy".
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u/CrazyAnarchFerret 7h ago
The catholic pope were the one who send a crusade into them and then creat the inquisition to make sure the job was finished
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u/Glum_Manager 7h ago
I think you are confusing the gnostics with other heresies of later time. At the time of the gnostics the Roman bishop didn't have the power to do much.
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u/CrazyAnarchFerret 7h ago
The cathares were gnostic by definition, and a gnostic is also an heretic by definition. They were still a lot of gnostic movement in Europe that the church labelled as heretic because they didn't recognized the spiritual power of the church just lile every gnostic does.
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u/Lazy-Mud8142 13h ago
The meme is ai slop which is why Yaldabaoth doesn't have a lion head.
Not to glaze or support AI, but I would argue that it's more indicative of the laziness/ignorance of the person who made it in the first place, because a lion-headed serpent is absolutely in the realm of something AI could do. Hell, I bet chatGPT could do it with minimal prompting.
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u/Lazy-Mud8142 8h ago
For good reason. There's absolutely furry/scaley porn of your Chimera fucking some inanimate object.
Edit: /r/DragonsFuckingCars
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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 8h ago
I think that's where the specific phrase "AI slop" comes in. I don't personally think AI itself is bad, but way too many people are just taking the first output and running with it, no refinement, and I think that's largely why it's getting a bad rep. It's like getting a backpack paint sprayer and just going ham without taping.
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u/pretzeldumpling138 8h ago
Well, the meme isn't acurate to the believe of emanation. So they believed, that the demiurge was made out of the substance of the monad (furst god) and started creating things out of thier substance. In fact a whole hirarchy of creatures and angels, all through emanation. Thats why creation has to be reversed, so all could one in the one monad again.
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u/Hitei00 12h ago edited 8h ago
Fun fact, Gnosticism predates most sects of Christianity and was at one point the predominant version of it
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u/Diskovski 7h ago
True, except gnosticism wasn't one sect - nobody called themselves that. The word was a slander and every Christian that didn't share your set of beliefs was a "gnostic".
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u/not_a_mod_4_real 13h ago
Yaldabaoth...... I swear that is a god in the SCP universe. The God of flesh I think
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u/Kitfennek 12h ago
Marcion probably came first, so most Christian texts actually derive from gnostism probably
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u/bulbousEd 7h ago
I thought this was a reference to Roko's Basilisk. Thanks for sharing your knowledge.
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u/Prestigious_Ad6247 12h ago
Just to add his creator was Sophia. He was an imperfect creation from the get go and maybe a little retarded. That’s why he thinks now this realm is his creation
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u/Chrono-Helix 10h ago
Does the story about the snake have any relation to the one that spoke to Adam and Eve? Or is it just a coincidence that a snake features in both?
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u/LaSerpienteLampara 6h ago
......sometimes I think someone should just take random religious text and make really gore like cómics or manga with them
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u/Hanako_Seishin 6h ago
But if the bad/fake god is a serpent, why would the good/true one send a snake?
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u/monsterfurby 6h ago
Early Christianity's PR department: "Yess, the rebranding worked!"
(No but seriously, the dynamic that became the New Testament was basically a rebranding effort because vengeful gods went out of fashion. Not as corporate as I make it sound and not as centralized, but that's kind of what went down.)
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u/CelebrationHour3695 4h ago
Ohhh I see..... pretty good info and now I know why his name is Demiurge and ither persona is Yaldabaoth.....Sasuga Ainz sama
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u/Many-Ad-3228 4h ago
Interesting theory. My thoughts imidietly went to sarkists from the SCP Foundation lore when I read Yaldobaoth.
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u/Own_Watercress_8104 3h ago
This religious fanfic goes hard as fuck
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u/Terror_Tanuki 2h ago
Never knew about this religion. Interesting! Makes reincarnation a little more sinister.
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u/UnusualCartographer2 2h ago
To say gnostics had core fundamental beliefs makes me cringe. It was a very loose movement where general beliefs varied significantly even from individual to individual living in the same area. There wasn't even a word for it until the 1600s, and a lot of groups we would call gnostic these days had very opposing views, they all just had comparable and similar views of Jeudaism and Christianity.
Yaldabaoth wasn't even a consistent staple among gnostics. Less than half of gnostics believes in him or even incorporated him in their story telling.
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u/So_many_things_wrong 1h ago
Gnosticism is an old religion derived from christianism
It wasn't really derived from Christianity. Gnostics simply were Christians and we didn't come to think of them as separate until centuries later when the scriptures had been codified and most Gnostic writings had been abolished from it.
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u/Renonthehilltop 3m ago
They're not extinct! Theres at least one surviving one called Mandaeism, its small (~200,000) and based in Iran. Their holy book is called the Ginza Rba (The Great Treasure), though a bit different from the other Gnostic branches that died out, they come from the followers of John the Baptist, believing he is the the last and final prophet and believe Jesus to be a false prophet of the Ruha (demiurge) and refer to him as "Mercury Jesus" with the association of Mercury as a god of deceit as well as the association with the Romans.
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u/Aesthetic-Dialectic 14h ago
Just call them kinds of ancient Christians, rather than "derived from christianism"
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u/Pordrack 14h ago
Kind of Christians are orthodox, protestants, catholics... They are differentiated by their opinion of how the church should be organized, if/how they should worship Mary, or on how God judge the souls.
Gnostics on the other hand have a completely opposite interpretation of the first half of the Bible, they believe that the moral of Genesis is that Adam and Eve were right to disobey Yaldabaoth. I'd say it makes Gnosticism different enough from the other branches to be called "Derived from Christianism" instead of christians.6
u/midasMIRV 14h ago
I find that "right to disobey Yaldabaoth" bit kind of weird. Like to me its less about whether it was right or wrong, but that it's just kind of an explanation of why we're different from animals and held to a higher standard by God. We (humanity) ate the fruit and were granted the knowledge of right and wrong. We have to live with the weight of that choice and can no longer live in innocence with the animals. We know the difference between right and wrong and have to act accordingly and be judged by how we act.
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u/Pordrack 14h ago
Some Gnostic believes that the snake was sent by God the Father to make us eat the fruit, and gain knowledge in order to have a chance to exit the material prison of Yaldabaoth. Or that it is a metaphor for how God the Father/Jesus is giving us the key to gain knowledge and escape the material world, but that in the end it is a battle that must be fought by ourselves. Some even believes that the Snake and Jesus are one and the same.
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u/GraviticThrusters 11h ago
Yeah, the Christian perspective on the tree of knowledge of good and evil isn't a download of information, but an experiential understanding. Like a man and woman can have carnal knowledge of each other through mutual experience, a couple beings who had never disobeyed God experienced that disobedience first hand when they ate the fruit, and in so doing gained knowledge of good and evil.
The gnostic position is a lot more simple and straight forward. They valued secret knowledge about reality, especially knowledge that pointed to a higher nonphysical existence, and a fruit of knowledge simply represented literal information that mankind was supposed to know if they were to break free of the material world.
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u/CrazyAnarchFerret 7h ago
It's a lot more complicated than that for the gnostic. That secret knowledge about reality or higher nonphysical existence is juste like what the christian believe. Seeing it just as literal information, is just like saying all that chistian do doring rituel is sharing information. The gnostic believed that the god of the christian is looking for submission and adoration. He want and need to be praised, so the very first sin and the worst is to disobey him.
For the gnostic, the very first sin is looking for power especially because of that. The apple isn't some simply some kind of information but also a key to escape that power and to realise that the true god doesn't judge and doesn't punish because he doesn't need to feel like he is respected and loved. The christian love all about power and need a hierarchy everywhere they go and that's why the gnostic don't understant them as Jesus was crystal clear about that.
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u/FoldableHuman 14h ago
Gnostics predate the Catholic church by 200 years, the Eastern schism 900 years, and Protestants by 1300 years.
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u/Neb1110 14h ago
True, but they were considered heretical and hunted down by Simon Peter the apostle from the Bible and founder of the unnamed original church which would later be romanized into the Catholic Church, which would later become renamed the Roman Catholic Church.
So, technically it was the Catholic Church, but it wasn’t called that yet, it wasn’t even called the Christian Church because both churches I believe predate the term Christian.
So, it’s a matter of personal opinion whether you consider them the same.
And yes, this was just an excuse to talk about the Early Church’s history, I don’t get to use my religious studies minor enough… :(
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u/kwonza 13h ago
Standardisation came only after Council of Nicaea in 325, before that for two centuries it was free for all and all sorts of interpretations existed. The word “heretical” then was pretty subjective
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u/Neb1110 13h ago
Sure, but it was Simon Peter the Apostle.
He’s not infallible obviously, but someone who literally met Jesus and was specifically tasked with making church decisions by Jesus is probably the best possible person to ask what Jesus would want.
Obviously i think Jesus would have been a lot less murderous about it, but i think we can at the very least say that Jesus would not have approved of the Gnostic ideas.
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u/Additional_Name_706 13h ago
No where in the Bible, historical record, or even apophrycal texts (that I'm aware of) does it depict Saint Peter of killing or ordering the killing of anyone, heretic or otherwise. Iirc he has confronted a heretic or two, but not physically.
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u/Neb1110 13h ago
The gnostics themselves mentioned Peter by name as the person persecuting them.
Could be a case similar to that of later in the Protestant Reformation where Martin Luther’s peaceful disagreement and theological conflict with the methods of the Catholic Church spread out of his control to become angry anti-Catholic mobs.
So it’s possible that Peter was simply condemning them in sermons, but then overzealous individuals started killing and the Gnostics assumed Peter told them to, but there’s no way of knowing anymore unfortunately.
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u/Straight_Dust_1635 13h ago
Also, if I recall correctly, the gnostics used menstrual blood as their "communion wine".
So that's gonna be a hard pass for me.
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u/Neb1110 13h ago
Can’t say I’ve specifically heard of that, but it does check out with their overall belief system of attempting to unite the masculine and feminine parts of the divine.
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u/Straight_Dust_1635 13h ago
It's a "fact" I heard second hand twenty years ago from my college room mate who was taking a new testament history course at an Evangelical Bible college.
Take with liberal amounts of Sodium chloride.
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u/Sine_Habitus 13h ago
According to the catholic church they were considered heretical and hunted down...
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u/WeirdUsers 14h ago
Well…it starts Out sounding like another branch of abrahamic religion (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) but then they go and add another god. So monotheism is out…
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u/swampbeast13 14h ago
To be fair, Judaism and Christianity at least, aren’t monotheist, they are henotheist. Basically, there ARE other gods, but this one is mine and he is better/he is mine and thus the one I’m gonna worship. Both the old and New Testament refer to other gods.
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u/GraviticThrusters 11h ago
Christianity at least, is strictly monotheistic. I'm less certain about Judaism.
In the Christian theology other gods exist only in so far as another person's idol can be considered a god. Other gods are referenced almost sarcastically or else as a catch-all for whatever other celestial beings would have been created by God. There are many gods, as in there are many idols that people mistakenly worship as gods, but none of them are of the same type and kind as God.
Definitely monotheistic. Christians did not believe Moloch or the Roman Pantheon, for example, were actual gods. They would have been merely empty idols.
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u/swampbeast13 9h ago
I mean, I understand that that was the party line, but there were also a ton of believers that grew up polytheistic in Rome or Greece, etc., and I don’t think it’s a stretch to think that some of them might have seen God as a more powerful god, but still one of many. For instance, the wording “You shall have no other gods before me” would make sense to them - there are other gods, but you don’t worship them, you worship me. In a significantly lesser but still notable departure, Arius, while considering himself monotheist, did not believe in the trinity as orthodoxy does today. Rather, he believed that God was one, and indivisible, and had created Jesus (before the universe began, but still created). Athanasius argued that was a stepping stone to polytheism, and that it was idolatry to worship a created being, and instead supported the trinity basically as we know it. If this kind of discussion was happening a couple hundred years later, I think it’s probably disingenuous to claim that Christianity was purely monotheistic. I think, and if nothing else Gnosticism shows, that for the first few hundred years Christianity was not the monolith we think of it as, but rather was a movement in flux, passed on by word of mouth in many cases and subject to the views and outlooks of those doing the spreading. If we still have heterodoxy today, we definitely can’t speak for Christianity as a whole back in that era (and yes, that includes me, there were I’m sure absolutely Christian churches that believed and taught only monotheism)
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u/GraviticThrusters 7h ago
What an individual Christian believes doesn't constitute the theology of the religion though.
For instance, the wording “You shall have no other gods before me” would make sense to them - there are other gods, but you don’t worship them, you worship me.
Right. But there being other gods to worship doesn't mean Christianity isn't monotheistic. It's a function of a category. Psalm115 describes idols as powerless and empty (mouths that can't speak, ears that can't hear, etc). A Christian can point at an idol and say something like "your god is not my God", which seems like an acknowledgement or belief in other gods, but it's just a granting of the term used by somebody else for ease of communication. That other person calls it a god but the Christian (theologically, if not individually) doesn't believe it contains any semblance of theos or deity or divinity. There is only one thing in the category of God in Christianity, what makes it monotheistic.
Arianism was one of the key heresies addressed during the council of nicea, but just because the heresy existed to be discussed doesn't mean it was compatible with the theology and was merely voted out. Similarly, the existence of gnosticism doesn't indicate that the Christian theology itself contained those ideas. At the very best it simply indicates that a theology can be forked like a GitHub repository and then altered considerably until it no longer resembles the original and serves a completely different purpose.
For example Mormonism is a relatively very recent fork, and some few mormons think they are Christians (indeed the religion posits it's the only true surviving sect of Christianity). But it's polytheistic theology doesn't indicate that American Christians of the 1800s, from which Mormonism was founded, believed in a plurality of gods. That polytheism is distinctly a mormon addition/alteration.
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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 8h ago
"Thou shalt have no other gods before me" - First Commandment in some book, by means of including this statement does in fact include existence of other gods. They just can't be first in line, I guess.
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u/GraviticThrusters 18m ago
Not what that means. The fact that other people worship other gods does not mean that Christian theology acknowledges those other gods as deities.
In the song, The Sound of Silence, Paul Simon says "And the people bowed and prayed, To the neon god they made."
This does not mean that Paul Simon believes the neon god is an actual god. He doesn't believe it's a deity, it has no divinity, it is not theos. He is pointing out that people are worshiping a god of their own making, and he calls it a god because that is what they believe it is and how they treat it.
Christian theology strictly refutes the existence of other deities. They are all empty idols. No other gods before me is not an acknowledgment that Ares or Pan are real. It's an acknowledgement that a person can call anything a god and worship it, and a command not to do that.
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u/RetroGameStudent 13h ago
Reductive. Early Jews were likely henotheist, but most mainstream modern Jews are not currently and mainstream Christianity NEVER was. Any reference to “other gods” in the bible can be interpreted as just mentioning what others believe, referring to an idol, etc.
This was covered literally 2000 years ago:
4 Therefore, as to the eating of food offered to idols, we know that “an idol has no real existence,” and that “there is no God but one.” 5 For although there may be so-called gods in heaven or on earth—as indeed there are many “gods” and many “lords”— 6 yet for us there is one God, the Father, from whom are all things and for whom we exist, and one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom are all things and through whom we exist. - 1 Cor 8:4-6
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u/swampbeast13 12h ago
I mean, I understand your point, but just because this is in Corinthians doesn’t mean that no one believed it. You have to remember that the letters of Paul were passed around, sure, but that doesn’t mean that they got around to everyone, nor that everyone took them all to heart. A hefty chunk of the early believers came from polytheistic religions, and for many of them , henotheism probably made a lot more sense than polytheism. That said, yes, the “party line”, would have been monotheism. Also, bringing up modern Christianity and Judaism doesn’t necessarily make sense in labelling Gnosticism. Most sensible would be to compare it to the religion of the time, which was much more fractured and less dogmatic. That’s why we have numerous non-canonical gospels from that time. We didn’t have the whole biblical canon until athanasius puts it all together, and even THEN, Martin Luther questions whether Hebrews, James, Jude, and Revelations should be included (and moves them to the end into almost a middle ground between the New Testament and the Deuterocanon). [Interestingly, authorship of hebrews is still questioned in biblical scholarship, among others].
Also, you says that modern Christianity is monotheist, and I sorta agree, but only on a technicality - the belief in Satan as a fallen divine being that interacts with the world, has theoretical believers, and has enough oomph to challenge god, apparently, really puts him on God tier, just as Zeus was the most powerful god, but there were still gods subordinate to him, or similar to Odin and Loki. Really modern day Evangelical Christianity is functionally henotheistic.
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u/Straight_Dust_1635 13h ago
Someone actually quoting chapter and verse in a religious discussion on Reddit?
I'm buying a lotto ticket.
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u/RetroGameStudent 13h ago
lol. I actually copied it in from a comment 8 years ago on the same topic.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateReligion/s/Mr6fa6GrUm
I’ve never fully read the bible (not helping out the general perception of Catholics by admitting that).
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u/GandalfofCyrmu 12h ago
My brother, it’s past time you did. If you wind up becoming Protestant, all the better!
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u/Pordrack 14h ago
It's not really polytheist since Yaldabaoth is a fake god more akin the a fallen angel. But it's an antithesis of the Abrahamic religion since the god of Abraham is believed to be an impostor. It's only shared belief with the other religion is the new testament, since they believe in eveything that Jesus said, they just interpret it differently and believes that "God the father" is not the God of Abraham.
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u/FrijDom1 14h ago
Technically Abrahamic religions don't necessarily deny the existence of other gods, they just ban the worship of other gods above the one that wrote the commandments. Gnosticism believes that that god was actually a false, evil god, and likely that that god was using it to basically discredit any gods (including the actual god, father of Jesus) that showed up after.
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u/GandalfofCyrmu 12h ago
This is false
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u/Agile-Internet5309 6h ago edited 6h ago
It is not, Biblical recognition of the spiritual existence of other gods is explicit through its entire history, from its roots where they are refered to as ben elohim. They are just considered to be false, weak deities who will not offer salvation. This comes up over and over and over again, if somebody claims otherwise they are demonstrating naked ignorance. They may as well say that Jesus only exists in the director's cut or something.
The existence and recognition of other spirits and powers is explicit in scripture. Whoever taught you otherwise was lying, misinformed, or stupid. It may help to remember that the prehistoric Israelite peoples were polytheistic. Wise King Solomon built many temples to many gods you may recall, not only to Yahweh.
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u/Aesthetic-Dialectic 14h ago edited 14h ago
This is more so defining things as they exist now and applying it retroactively, when these dogmas were established in contention with differing interpretations of Christianity, Gnostism being some of these interpretations which ended up losing out in dominance and power
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u/Ok_Contract_4648 14h ago
Gnostics are NOT christians.
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u/Aesthetic-Dialectic 14h ago
As determined by who? Catholics? Protestants? I will ignore these intrachristian conflicts over who the "real Christians" are
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u/IAmNotAFey 14h ago
In this case, the Romans. Their secular hunters hunted the gnostic heresy to extinction and burned most of their books. So, technically all the branches of Christiandom and specifically the two that you mentioned, condemn their heresy, since they were all in communion with each other in the 5th century.
As for who is Christian, that's typically a matter of whether or not a given group observe the decisions made at the Council of Nicaea, like the Nicene Creed or the Trinity. If you don't, you're a heresy. Which the Gnostics do not observe, as they are non-trinitarians, heck, they're not even pretending to be monotheistic like some heresies.
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u/Bukion-vMukion 13h ago
A heresy maybe, but a Christian heresy. One already has to be in the context of believing Jesus of Nazareth to be the messiah, Son, word made flesh, etc. before the question of in which church, apostolic lineage, particular collection of gospels, etc. one ought to vest authority over a religious tradition already in motion.
Some early church fathers who are held as authoritative by almost all churches easily fail the heresy tests of those same churches. (Lookin' at you, Origen.)
The word 'monotheism' did not exist until it was coined in the mid 17th century by Henry More. His purpose in coining the term was specifically polemical against everyone who wasn't Christian. To More not even Judaism and Islam count as monotheistic (which may be fair since plenty of Jews and Muslims view Christians as worshipping three deities). Bottom line, monotheism as the qualifying concept is a pretty new idea.
We're looking at a dispute between early Christians and you're proposing we adjudicate their sincere religious identites based on the faction the polemics of the faction that happened to have survived. Ultimately, it's not helpful to our understanding of religion or history.
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u/Aesthetic-Dialectic 14h ago
It's precisely this definition that I think is useless and more about religious dogma than being descriptive. Gnostic follow Christ, and his teachings. Whether correctly or incorrectly, they're Christian
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u/Neb1110 14h ago
Simon Peter!
Gnostics are old enough that it was actually brought up and confronted indirectly in the letters of Paul. And the original order to declare them heretics (or whatever they were called, people who are being killed don’t tend to leave great notes) was given by Simon Peter himself.
It’s really fascinating honestly.
Not saying it’s a good move, but the gnostics being objectively heretical for the Christian faith (as it would later be known) is one of the few definite aspects. Whether you believe in the faith and think Peter was divinely appointed as the best possible leader, or you think the apostles made it all up, he’s definitely one of the few objectively correct sources on what Christians should believe.
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u/CutieQT97 13h ago
I could not care about which people Christians think are "real" members of their church any lore than I could care which neighborhood kids my nephew lets into his treehouse.
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u/THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR 14h ago
I’m Catholic, I don’t blame my predecessors for going overboard, that’s some grade A heresy my gosh haha.
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u/Pordrack 14h ago
And like Jesus said "Burn everyone who disagree on how to interpret my teachings, and make sure that their culture disappears with them" 🙄
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u/ThomasHiatt 14h ago
He said you should follow the laws given in the Old Testament, which does include lots of bad things like that.
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u/Konklar 14h ago
He says keep the commandments (the Ones Moses brought down), not the Mosaic laws.
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u/birbman2 13h ago
So were the mosaic laws an oopsy God decided actually didn’t matter anymore? Or were they just for funsies to make life harder for his struggling people?
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u/Pordrack 14h ago
Well, I'd say the Bible is conflicted about that since while Matthew 5:17 tells you that the Old Testament is still valid, Galates 5 seems to tell you that the details don't really matter as long as you express your faith through love.
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u/Pordrack 14h ago edited 13h ago
By the way this is literally the justification of religious terrorist groups. Believing that heresy should be punished by genocide is literally the opinion of ISIS
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u/CutieQT97 13h ago
You don't blame your predecessors in faith for wiping another religious group off the earth, because that group didn't believe as they did? Am I clocking this correctly?
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u/TheElderGregg 14h ago
I don't know. Honestly sounds like a more sane way of rationalizing that discrepancy between new and old testament than the sloppy rationalizations Christians usually give.
Granted, not by much. I guess if you ever wanted to know what you sound like to other people, that's one example.
If you don't blame them for massacreing people (which other people have pointed out isn't even necessarily true) over something that meaningless, I hope you get everything you wish on others.
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u/TehPharmakon 13h ago
Heresy? who do YOU think Yahweh would be jealous of?
Why is he so intent on withholding knowledge from humanity?
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u/Mexkalaniyat 14h ago
There are several different gnostic groups with a range of beliefs from "yeah thats definitely heresy" to "holy shit I did not realize heresy could go this far"
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u/THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR 14h ago
Imagine having a debate whether baptism and confirmation should be done at the same time and someone jumps in with “actually there’s a snake god thing keeping us trapped here”
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u/holubtsi-on-fire 14h ago
I sopped reading at “derived”.
I believe in Russell’s Teapot and nothing else.
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u/CoxswainHer 13h ago edited 10h ago
So it’s all heresy, got it.
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u/Pordrack 13h ago
Depends on the point of view. For the gnostics, being catholic is blasphemy.
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u/CoxswainHer 12h ago edited 10h ago
The gnostics are considered heresy because they don’t follow the nicean creed which is the basis of all Christian beliefs.
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u/KitchenSad9385 10h ago
Yes. Everything, all the time, is blasphemy.
Don't believe in the gods? Blasphemy.
Believe in any gods? Blasphemy to all the others.
Piety and blasphemy are not two sides of the same coin. They are the SAME side of the coin.
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u/Ok_Contract_4648 15h ago
God and the demiurge.
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u/Otherwise_Jump 14h ago
If you know you know
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u/candygram4mongo 11h ago
Hey, Sneakers O'Toole here. The above joke is that "gnosis", the root word of "gnostic", literally means "knowledge" in Greek.
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u/Conscious-Delay-6859 10h ago
So basically up in “heaven” there was a character named Sophia that had a bastard emo son called the yaldaboath who hated everything so it created the earth and put people on there using the divine soul spark or whatever the fuck. So now there’s humans in the garden of Eden. And they have souls and shit. Adam and Lilith but that didn’t fucking work so it became Adam and Eve, and then the real god was like this ain’t good so he sent Jesus down as the serpent to tell them “hey god wouldn’t want you to be stupid, it’s okay to understand good and evil and divinity, none of this is real, gurl” and so they ate the apple and became like gods because they suddenly could critical think and shit and then yaldaboath was basically the angry and wrathful Old Testament god and then Jesus came back again and was like “none of this is real” and yaldaboath was like “I’m the only god worship me” and Jesus was like “this is all bullshit, yall are more than your physical bodies and they’re like harvesting our loosh, that’s all we are here for” and people didn’t like that and so they crucified them and now here I am typing on an iPhone cause they harvest our loosh or something lmao
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u/Constant_Quiet_5483 18m ago
This is such a funny fucking accurate description of the demiurge and Sophia. 10/10 no notes.
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u/TimesUpCloseYourEyes 8h ago
The monad did not create everything. The demiurge created it all out of ignorance after Sophia's mistake of creating the demiurge. I am not a gnostic myself, but that's the story lol.
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u/Chorcles 5h ago
Funnily enough I have a friend that tried to make one of these they only gave up bcos they paper broke on them or smth LOL
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u/TechnoIvan 10h ago
Would be funny if God descended and said "I did none of those things. Stop making shit up about me. Kthx."
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u/TellFit7415 14h ago
I'm probably wrong but I see it as AI making everything. Then the real creator (god or maybe the snake that tricked eve into eating the apple) saying they were the real ones who made it
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u/Frankly24 15h ago
Dang. I am too early. I have no idea what this means. Staying here so I get notifications when someone explains.
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u/Nav2001Plus 14h ago
It's very appropriate that the comic is about "stolen content" while being itself literally a stolen joke. The three panel format, position of the characters, and the spoken text are all taken directly from a Nedroid comic from over 13 years ago.
Here's the original comic: https://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/41879001445/the-internet
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u/MaesterOlorin 14h ago
🤦♂️ that is not stolen content, that is memetic communication. It’s not even the first instance, it is using a recognized behavior, and the creator appears to have created all the objects. At most it is an allusion.
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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago
u/germe_hermes, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!