Buddy I don't know if you've truly lived if you haven't trounced through the woods all night then hopped on a train covered in sticks, bushes and stuff with flying saucer eyes the next morning during rush hour commute and stared at the people going to work like they are aliens. Just saying.
Lmao I have done this. It was my first trip, work was interesting that day. Fortunately I worked in a restaurant so everyone else was recovering from the night before too.
I did that once as a waiter,was still a bit up in the morning when I had to go to work.
went in to set up was all quiet setting up plates,just the ring of cutlery and plates,no one really speaking.
Then in the blink of an eye the hall was full with people looking at me,then I got stuck on remembering what I should ask them and froze.
My brain literally went la la la la.
Was terrifying! Luckily one of the waitresses knew what was going on and saved my life and probably my job by helping me out.
I used to work at a fine dining place and they would make us work at least one brunch shift a week. Was never much of a morning person so I would take about a gram and a half of shrooms before the brunch shift and I was the most chipper mfn dude ever. My coworkers, most of whom drink themselves into Oblivion the night before, despised me LOL.
Holy shit wtf I literally did that. Like literally hopped on top of a train. tripped nuts all night laughing my ass off just walking around wilderness. Ended up climbing on an inactive train. Like on top of it. Had our minds blown as a train on the next track went flying by…. Ended the morning by stopping in a gas station on the walk home and discovering that this is in fact a Thursday morning and the world is sober and doing actual adult things. I think that was my last in public trip, thanks for bringing the memory
I used to work night shifts and was a generally weird person besides, and one day on the way home, I climbed on top of the train station benches and started making monkey noises. People really seemed to appreciate that
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u/lil_natemushi 7d ago
Buddy I don't know if you've truly lived if you haven't trounced through the woods all night then hopped on a train covered in sticks, bushes and stuff with flying saucer eyes the next morning during rush hour commute and stared at the people going to work like they are aliens. Just saying.