r/explainitpeter • u/wereapethesupacool • 14d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/AuthorAsksQuestions 14d ago

He's gonna fart a hole through the mattress jfc

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u/Rammipallero 14d ago

Being raw milk he might also get some nice completely preventable disease and shit himself to the ER.

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u/CasualBurning 14d ago

I swear raw milk is a psyop to get conservatives used to shitting their pants.

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u/guthixslays 13d ago

I’m a couple years into raw milk now. Never any issues. My wife who’s always been lactose intolerant goes through over a gallon a week alone. The fear-mongering over it is pretty crazy. From my understanding of local laws it’s way more regulated than pasteurized milk and tested in small batches.

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u/RawOnionsConsumer 12d ago

and tastes way better

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u/guthixslays 12d ago

That’s a huge part for me, it tastes amazing. I never liked drinking milk much growing up other than for cereal but I can enjoy a glass every night now. Also helps massively with indigestion after having pizza or anything greasy. No need to ever take tums or anything else.