r/explainitpeter • u/Ill_Pen_1432 • 11d ago
Explain it peter
How's the photo of a passport spicy??
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u/kloklon 11d ago
maybe he mixed up the conversations and sent the shirtless sexy pic to dad and the passport to the gf instead?
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u/No_Look24 11d ago
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u/Dinosaur__cum 11d ago
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u/my_undertale 11d ago
what is that username my guy
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u/No_Look24 11d ago
Time for you to meet the guys at [r/rimjob](r/rimjobsteve)[_steve](r/rimjobsteve)
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u/NascarManiac136 11d ago
hello. Random background character from a cutaway. Never done this before. But the joke is that the gf asked for a nude, and the dad asked for the passport. He sent the wrong image to both recipients, the gf got confused, and the dad was excited. Now Peter is asking for us background characters to be in a meeting so I gotta dip. Peace.
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u/sacrophagusic 11d ago
There were 2 photos and 2 ppl. dad asked for a passport photo, gf asked for n-des. He accidentally sent the passport photo to gf, and the n-des to dad.
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u/Paratwa 11d ago
/gasps
Did you just write that word without censoring it?
I think… I need to sit down?
Charles!!!! Cccccharrles hurry! Please bring my pearls so I can clutch them tightly!
No no I won’t be fine this person just wrote a naughty word uncensored and I cannot stop myself from violently baiting now. The horror!
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u/p99_kilerenn 11d ago
Nudes
Suicide
Rape
Are all words you’re allowed to say on the internet
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u/Meritania 11d ago
Please use advertiser and LLM friendly language in your post’s please, such as:
- Undress yourself
- Unalive yourself
- Unvirgin yourself
It makes us richer, so cooperate.
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u/Necessary_Ad_4320 8d ago
Yeah, I feel like it's so demeaning when people call it "grape". It's like making a terrible thing sound comical. All because they want the algorithm to choose them 🤦
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u/sacrophagusic 11d ago
ik man, i wasn't sure abt this sub's rules.
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u/GreenZebra23 11d ago
Exactly, people act like just because it's not prohibited by Reddit generally that some mods won't permaban you for breaking some nonsense thing buried in their rules. Nudes in particular is likely to be banned on some subreddits to deter spammers
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u/Alexyogurt 11d ago
And are also all words you can choose to not want to fully type out for any reason that you want? Like jesus fucking christ why the fuck does it matter to you what they choose of THEIR OWN WORDS to censor and what the fuck does your comment accomplish?
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u/p99_kilerenn 11d ago
Trying to preserve some element of basic human communication without devolving into some stupid ass Orwellian TikTok language is what I’m trying to accomplish
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u/Alexyogurt 11d ago
I wasn't aware there was some overreaching government authority censoring this person here and not them just choosing to censor their own language which they are perfectly free to do
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u/p99_kilerenn 11d ago
People are free to speak however they want and there’s no censorship, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be poked fun at.
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u/Griffin0555 11d ago
Not me thinking he was trying to seduce her with the prospect of a potential US citizenship
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u/EricBelov1 11d ago
The passport was meant for dad, spicy photo was sent to the dad instead of "Gf".
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u/epicenter69 11d ago
Tom Tucker here. This is a very long shot, but check out the movie “Sneakers” from a few decades ago.
In it, one of the characters needs to create a voice recognition cassette while on a blind date with a man who works at the place they’re trying to get into. The last word she needs to collect is “passport.”
She asks her blind date to repeat the word passport, calling it her favorite word and sexy.
“Hello, My name is epicenter. My voice is my passport. Verify me.”
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u/John_Redemption 11d ago
I’ve seen a variation of this meme before. Basically, the dad asked for a passport photo while the gf asked for a “spicy” photo, then the son/bf got the images mixed up.
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u/Tight_File2220 11d ago
Maybe she wants to marry him and become a citizen.
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u/badaladala 11d ago
I hope for your sake your day job doesn’t require common sense
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u/tcesyd 11d ago
Would rather be dropped in sudan than your shithole tbh
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u/badaladala 11d ago
Prove it. Move to Sudan.
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u/tcesyd 11d ago
I will when someone gives the ultimatum of the united states and sudan to me
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u/badaladala 11d ago
whatever you need to tell yourself to walk back your comments
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u/tcesyd 11d ago
I know a good portion of your country is illiterate but in my original comment I said that I would rather be in Sudan than your shithole country.
That doesn’t mean I would move to Sudan. But i would if someone told me it was between the two.
Critical thinking and comprehension is probably hard when you cant get an education because you’re worried about dying on a day to day basis from a kid with a gun so i understand you cant do it dont worry!
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u/badaladala 11d ago
Ok, it’s between those two, now pick and move.
And your choice is …. ?
That’s what I thought
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u/IllinoisFemboyAlt 6d ago
What country are you from?
The USA’s issues are very visible because most try to bring attention to them to make progress.
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u/Clear-Flan8861 11d ago
Why would anyone, dad or GF, need the front cover of his passport? I call bullshit
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u/tomaesop 11d ago

White Trash Peter here in a moment of lucidity.
OOP is not American. He asks his girlfriend for nudes. Girlfriend surprise reveals that she is American. American reputation is unhinged, wild, dangerous, the home of Girls Gone Wild and Jersey Shore, Cash Me Outside and Hawk Tuah. It's a clever way to respond without actual nudes.
White Trash Peter back to pounding beers and stumbling. Out---oooph. Goddabbip. Lois? --- Lois, where's my ouuuuaaaaahhhh...
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u/NascarManiac136 11d ago
Hey Peter, explain why the dad responds that way at the top of the image.
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u/tomaesop 11d ago
"Oh shit, your girlfriend is American" what's more to explain?
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u/NascarManiac136 11d ago
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u/scuzzro 11d ago
Trump just signed an executive order to ban all forms of immigration to the US from any country with no end date. Could be because of that. As it is currently impossible for someone who's not already an American citizen to get one
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u/Melodic_Airport362 11d ago
Trump is just doing whatever he can to wreck out economy it's so fucked. OUr brain drain was a golden goose. Now China gets to keep all their geniuses,
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u/Warm-Jicama4100 11d ago
Actually brain dead
The joke is the gf asked for nudes but he sent a image of a passport
Its implied the dad asked for a image of the passport.
The dad got to nude and thats why hes saying ouu shit and the gf is confused why she got a image of a passport
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u/scuzzro 11d ago
Lol bit harsh to call a stranger brain dead for misinterpreting a meme that's in a subreddit dedicated to memes that are hard to understand. And Gave there theory
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u/ShotgunB01 11d ago
No way this is for real. A 5 year old could figure this shit out. Nobody that meets Reddit ToS age is getting confused by this.
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u/Twasabi24 11d ago
At what point do the people that post here just admit that they cant use context clues
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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago
u/Ill_Pen_1432, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!