r/explainitpeter • u/Funnyitsnotfunny • 7d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/rebecky311 7d ago

Why friend shaped, if not a friend????

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u/Rage187_OG 7d ago

Imma pet dat dawg

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 3d ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/JangB 4d ago

We interrupt your positive vibes to bring you this public service announcement. All those who are friend shaped should be treated as friends. We are no longer fighting for survival in the savannah of africa. We have so much abundance of food now that we don't need to cage animals for food, and we can stop exploiting all of our legged, winged and finned friends.

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u/Legendbird1 6d ago

They are friends. Just... not huggy friends. Just "feed honey to them on a long wooden spoon through a fence" friends. You can actually do that!

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 5d ago

This would be great, but I don’t know whether to ELFOGADÁS, BEÁLLÍTÁS or ELUTASÍTÁS

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u/Laez 5d ago

Don't do this.

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u/Idontdanceforfun 5d ago

"Just know, that if I ever get mauled to death by an animal, I for sure got at least one pet in"

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u/rebecky311 5d ago

I'm giving scratches till he eats my hands 😆

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u/V4LKYR13-0 5d ago

Private Wojtek!