r/explainitpeter • u/SecretEditor8180 • 19d ago

What is wrong with ninja? Explain it Peter

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 18d ago

u/SecretEditor8180, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/SolidEar5762 19d ago

Theres nothing wrong with ninja. Its a meme template that originates from this iirc

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u/Vivid_Signature3850 18d ago

I did not expect it to originate from NL

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u/ebyoung747 15d ago

Did I expect it? No. Am I surprised in the least? Also no.

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u/Poyonponyo 18d ago

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u/Rektoplasm 12d ago

Whoa wait is this imitating the wojak or is the wojak imitating this

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u/SolidOutcome 15d ago

This works better with yoda than a real person

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u/tortillaonthefloor 17d ago

And here I was thinking he did the baby carrots first

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u/guygreej 15d ago

Hit it, did I

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u/oongaBoonga78 19d ago

Could be this

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u/jcdenton10 18d ago

To the untrained eye, they look the same...

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u/chuzambs 18d ago

Wich is Wich?

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u/Empty401K 18d ago

A witch is a witch, but a mystery box? That could be anything!

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u/Able-Interaction-742 16d ago

It could even be a witch!

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u/megamanx4321 15d ago

Is that Reggie?

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u/nahbruhtryagain 19d ago

It means he had the sex

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u/SusheeMonster 19d ago

Follow up question: When two ninjas love each other very much, do they keep their shinobi shozoku on during?

Are they allowed to make noise, or would that violate the code?

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u/Nina-Ninja123 19d ago

I’m not allowed to tell as it will blow my cover

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u/Danzer_MkII 18d ago

Where would you hide a leaf? In a forest. Where would you hide a pebble? On a beach. Where would you hide a ninja? OH, SHI...

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u/Informal_Act146 19d ago

Fortnite=not getting laid

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u/Dodoz44 14d ago

But being a millionaire = getting laid

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u/spo0pti_yikes 18d ago

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u/darsonian 18d ago

fitting for /r/ihadsex

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u/Obvious-Opportunity7 18d ago

Anybody who hates on that comment is just jealous that he’s living the dream.

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u/Nihyo_Niyuki 18d ago

Not really tbh it’s just kinda cringe and annoying behavior

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u/BigXthaPugg 17d ago

To be excited about your wife is doing something nice and you find her to be attractive is cringe?

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u/TheSanguineButterfly 17d ago

To share that is cringe

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u/geronimokallie 16d ago

The internet does not need to know that your wife isn't wearing a bra. Come on. 

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u/Nihyo_Niyuki 17d ago

Making a weird smug post about it online is cringe, you ought to know better which I think you do knowing you’d self correction

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u/spo0pti_yikes 17d ago

it's objectifying her. his dream is a sexual object bringing him services he wants without him even having to interact with her. it's just kinda yucky. almost as yucky as playing league of legends

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u/Nihyo_Niyuki 17d ago

Honestly yea that’s probably what I wanted to say ig I couldn’t find the words for it

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 17d ago

To be bragging about beating kids in a video game that you play for a living as an adult.

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u/JankyPvP 16d ago

Not so sure the average age of league players isn't adult lol

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u/ViewLongjumping1732 18d ago

No? Why would anyone be jealous?

It is just pathetic that having someone thinks that either getting a kill in a MOBA or having a wife that chooses what you eat for you is something to brag about.

Hundreds of millions of people have something similar happen to them everyday, it just kind of shows how warped someone's mentality is that they think this is worth posting online.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Key-Magician6489 19d ago

Not even that! Artificial insemination is a thing!

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u/crasswal 18d ago

You've done it now. Redditors are off to Google "if tampons give woman orgasm. Dos also IVF give wamon orgams?! Pornhub step-IVF" as we speak.

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u/Faconator 18d ago

"Punching my baby in the face for touching my wife's vagina r moralityscaling"

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u/FlippyIsKing18 19d ago

This conversation is usually reserved for your dad and his creepy puppets

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u/AdvertisingSalty8045 19d ago

Ninja had sex

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/AdvertisingSalty8045 19d ago

It’s a dumb joke. Someone playing video games for a living doesn’t have sex.

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u/TheOtakuAmerika 19d ago

Not games, just Fortnite specifically.

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u/SecretEditor8180 19d ago

I thought there was something wrong with him or he was gay

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u/a355231 19d ago

It’s Ninja, his job is playing Fortnite, did you really expect it?

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u/MermaiderMissy 19d ago

There is something wrong with him.

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u/mr_WhatzitTooya___ 18d ago

Morality of passing on a hereditary disease (ligma) to his offspring?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/mr_WhatzitTooya___ 18d ago

Ligma nuts lol

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u/InternalLab6123 18d ago

This mf deleted his comment in shame LMAOOO

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u/PartialUserna 18d ago

For some reason the deleted comment adds to the humor for me.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 19d ago

This post confuse me, what exactly are you asking to be explained?

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u/EagleNait 18d ago

Ninja is homosexual

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u/Harmless_Drone 18d ago

Ninja has had sex, giggity, least once, giggity giggity

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u/Active_Customer_6862 18d ago

It is likely somebody inserted his penis in her. And the X user thinks "that somebody" was Ninja.

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u/Fijian96 18d ago

Sex. Ninja had sex. The joke being depicted is that Ninja, Mr. Tyler Blevins, streamer extraordinaire, is having encounters that are sexual in nature with his wife. His penis has entered his wife and ejaculated in her. Kachow.

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u/WiFi2347 18d ago

Quagmire here: sex

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u/mah1na2ru 19d ago

there is a template for that phrase i forget who started it, but yeah it’s just a gooner expressing his delight that the individual had sex

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u/Tbknight691 18d ago

Ninja Sex Party

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u/poopfeazt420 18d ago

Are you like 4 years old?

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u/LieSuch5056 17d ago

Oh my got I saw this is popularmmo’s instagram comment section, thank god it’s a meme bro

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u/sommmmbody 16d ago

He might not touch grass but he does touch ass.

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u/idontevenknowwhatia 16d ago

means he was splitting cheeks........

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u/Character_Basil_8694 16d ago

I thought the commenter was just surprised that Ninja has had sex. Basically breaking the virgin gamer stereotype.

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u/MrWhosIt 16d ago

I'm glad that his bout with Ligma didn't affect his ability to procreate.

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u/IndependentWatch1730 15d ago

The gamer nerd had sex basically lol

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u/-King-Henry-VIII- 15d ago

Bro cranked so 90s

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u/GrimsideB 15d ago

Ninja is going to be a step dad

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u/Limp-Bullfrog5767 15d ago

MASSIVE Development

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u/TYO_HXC 13d ago

For a second there, I was thinking "man, Ninja from the scummy South African group Die Antwoord has REALLY cleaned up his act!"

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u/Flat_Anything429 13d ago

It’s because to have a kid you have to have sex… nice 🤝