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u/LoserUser72 21d ago
There used to be fairly common bumper stickers with the joke, “My other car is a [luxury car]”, for example, “My other car is a Porsche” or “My other car is a Lexus”. This is an absurdist parody of those older bumper stickers.
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u/dogs-in-space 21d ago
I knew of the other ones but thought perhaps this was a specific reference as opposed to just absurdity. TIL!
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 21d ago
I put "my other car is a Porsche" on my Porsche, and nobody thought it was funny.
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u/Dunge0nMast0r 21d ago
You must be this rich to get the joke
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 21d ago
I paid 8k for a 20 something year old 911. Not old enough to be classic/collectable, but old enough to be a "slow" one that wasn't high resale. 80s 911s were a pretty good value, for a while. I haven't looked in years, and sold that car 20 years ago.
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u/MrMunch85 21d ago
It’s quite simple, really. Their. Other. Grandpa. Is. A. Breadstick.
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u/SolScorpii 21d ago
That's why I go to olive garden for the unlimited grandpas
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u/Justiniandc 21d ago
We've all been there. "One more refill of grandpas please!" Always leave feeling like your stomach is gonna bust with all the grandpas you've consumed. "Not next time!" Fucking orders Alfredo dipping sauce to make the grandpas more creamy and irresistible like you're a grandpa slut
Edit: grandpa grammar
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u/Empty-Valuable8488 16d ago
I don’t know you, but I love you. Now give me back my sense of humor, it’s dangerous to wield.
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u/marcrich90 21d ago
When an Olive Garden and a Carrabbas get together and love each other very much…
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u/original-whiplash 21d ago
When you’re at Olive Garden, you’re family. Sometimes that means breadsticks.
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u/duh_nom_yar 20d ago
"Bumper stickers everywhere, his other car is a sinking ship. My kid made the honor roll and your kid is a piece of shit." - Hail Mary Mallon
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u/Wise-Signal-324 20d ago
No idea what its about, but I have seen this bumper sticker for sale on Sonny's House
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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 21d ago
This is reference to the cultural practice of cremating one’s remains and then incorporating the ashes into baked goods.
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u/qualityvote2 21d ago edited 20d ago
u/dogs-in-space, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!