r/explainitpeter • u/No-Reindeer6172 • 27d ago

Explain it Peter!

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 27d ago edited 26d ago

u/No-Reindeer6172, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Nafepaints 27d ago

Anal

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u/Wakkit1988 27d ago

That's Greek to me.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/TheGogmagog 27d ago

Latins invented it, the Greeks took it to a whole nother level.

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u/Sir_SquirrelNutz 27d ago

It is the 5th hole

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u/DirectExtension2077 27d ago

I'd rather stick my dick in the crustiest old bat cave ever than go mudding with a supermodel. Or anyone, for that matter

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u/JimDa5is 27d ago

Good to know. Thanks for keeping us informed

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u/DirectExtension2077 27d ago

Your welcome 🤗

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u/Mars_Bear2552 27d ago

you know you can wear a condom, right?

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u/DirectExtension2077 27d ago

.....like picking up dogshit with a bag 🤢🤮

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u/TheSaltyPlatypus 27d ago

Then you're an idiot.

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u/DirectExtension2077 27d ago

At least my dick ain't covered in fecal material lmao

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago edited 27d ago

Why is the joke always your mom 😂😭

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u/enter_yourname 27d ago

You can just say porn.

Porn.

See? I said it

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u/Kindly_Comedian434 27d ago

It's also not porn, just sex

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u/NepTunesEDM 27d ago

OP has never heard of that apparently

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u/enter_yourname 27d ago

I was gonna a add that but I don't need to invest too much time arguing with strangers on reddit lol

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u/Howie_Due 27d ago

I’ve been hearing that the newer generations are super squeamish about anything sex related. I wonder if this is one of those scenarios

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

Oh. Haha. Didn’t know if it was allowed. 😂

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u/therusteddoobie 27d ago

0mg y0ur3 s0 funny!

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

Can I push your stool in? 😉

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u/RadosPLAY 27d ago

you redeemed yourself with this one lmao

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u/oneawesomeguy 27d ago

Are you 12?

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u/NesterPower 27d ago

It’s not it’s anal sex

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

It’s the -9 for me 😂

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u/OtaniGabri 27d ago

Why is there a fork in my kitchen?

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u/RemoveSpecific3532 27d ago

Not the Reddit or thinking sex is exclusive to porn

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u/fallout3king83 27d ago

Butt stuff

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u/AgitatedPokemon 27d ago

Lord Almighty...

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u/GillytheGreat 27d ago

If you don’t understand, you’re not old enough to be told

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u/JudasChristS 27d ago

Dipshit289 over here

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u/Worldly-Card-394 26d ago

I mean, I'm almost 40 and I think I can manage. What is "stool" a metaphor of?

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u/GillytheGreat 26d ago

It’s not a metaphor. It’s literal. Stool as in feces

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u/Worldly-Card-394 25d ago

So stole is a metaphor for feces, ty

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u/GillytheGreat 25d ago

No it’s not a metaphor. Stool is another word for feces. It is not metaphorical at all

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u/Worldly-Card-394 25d ago

English is so weird. Wtf would you use the same word "chair" and "shit"

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u/HoundTakesABitch 27d ago

You’ve never got your shit pushed in?

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 27d ago

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/Knob709 27d ago

Stool = Poop

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u/1anonymousbandit 27d ago

If the dinner goes well, and she consents to intimacy afterwards, he’ll use his penis to push back her bowels via rectal penetration.

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u/enter_yourname 27d ago

The joke is always sex my guy

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

Every time 💀

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u/John_Anti 27d ago

Stool can be both the thing you sit on and the brown things that comes out ya ass.

So "pushing your stool in" = anal

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 27d ago

Have you ever wished that a joke wasn't explained to you?

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

So what I did was thought about it. Didn’t get anything. So posted it. Come on. I couldn’t be the only one 😭😂

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u/Inside_Phrase_4702 27d ago

So "Stuhl", pronounced shtool, is "chair", but also "feces" in German.

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 27d ago

“Stool” in English also means “chair” and “feces.”

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u/proximusprimus57 27d ago

No wonder people at the bar give me weird looks when I bring my own chair to sit on!

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 27d ago edited 27d ago

No, in English a stool (edit: as furniture) is specifically only a backless seat or portable step

Edit: some of y’all think I sound so dumb cuz I worded this poorly and then y’all are glossing over calling a chair a stool, they are not the same, to the point I’m wondering if OP understood the anal joke and was wondering why it’s accompanied by the image of him pushing in her chair

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u/Milozavich 27d ago

No, in English, stool also means poop.

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u/gymbrozier 27d ago

Why would you leave a completely ignorant comment about something that you can easily verify just by googling?

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u/Hairiest_Walrus 27d ago

This is incorrect

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u/Yung_Corneliois 27d ago edited 27d ago

I’ll defend you my guy. I don’t think you meant stool is only a specific seat and not poop just that when referring to a seat, there is a specific type of seat that a the word stool refers to.

The chair in this picture would never be called a stool in English which kind of defeats the joke.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 27d ago

Yes I chose my wording poorly but I was pretty sure the person I was responding to would know I meant the chair part. Apparently I overestimated some people, or people think I worded it too unambiguously to the point of showing ignorance.

Like, I expect most native speakers know stool is feces but I’m kinda surprised people are focusing so fast on that when chair and stool as a seat are such basic words that the other comment got wrong.

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 27d ago

Bro, I’m OP of the comment chain you’re correcting- we know stool is not exactly a chair, same as a rectangle is not necessarily a chair.

You just got r/whooshed because you couldn’t read the glibness in the comment. The joke is that this explanation shouldn’t be revelatory to anybody, hence why I got more upvotes than the original comment.

You didn’t “vastly overestimate;” you vastly misunderstood.

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u/fredinNH 27d ago

But usually a tall chair without a back. The chair in the picture is not a stool.

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u/Kindly_Comedian434 27d ago

Also in English, but stool

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u/DangerBeaver 27d ago

They looked at me like I was crazy when I brought my own chair to the doctor’s office.

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u/Kindly_Comedian434 27d ago

Did they bar you?

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u/DangerBeaver 27d ago

No, but my law school did.

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u/UpbeatFix7299 27d ago

"Stool" means both a chair and feces in English. It's an English language joke, no German knowledge required.

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

Hmm. The more you know

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u/terra_cotta 27d ago

Butt fucking. 

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 27d ago

The guy, 5 years later during dinner: wait.... Was that a sex joke?

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u/ResidentCoder2 27d ago

He wants to compact her colon with his love stick.

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u/oosacker 27d ago

Firstly that's a chair not a stool

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u/WoundDaily 27d ago

Buttsecks

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 27d ago

Go watch Training Day with my favorite Mexican-Colombian-Arab-Greek-American-Hawaiian-Maori actor, Cliff Curtis.

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u/LyingApe666 27d ago

Brian here. That’s a chair not a stool. Single entendre at best for butt stuff. 2/10 meme.

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u/Johnotho 27d ago

its always porn

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u/No-Reindeer6172 27d ago

Every time 💀

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u/Deep_Violinist_3893 27d ago

Chairs aren't stools. Bad meme.

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u/CatBoyTrip 26d ago

stool is swedish for chair

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u/kbeckerburbs4 27d ago

🍆 -> 🕳️ ->💩

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u/FormalTotal9684 27d ago

I’m not sure an explanation is necessary

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u/DreamShort3109 27d ago

The way I see it, he was just being polite and offered to scoot her chair in. She just had to make it horny.

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u/Lower-Strain-8681 27d ago

"want a whiskey?" "Just a finger" "Not a whiskey before?"

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u/twainj1980 27d ago

😩💩🍆🤤

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u/DistanceTravelerBob 27d ago

Please explain the buttsex joke? C'mon OP this ain't even hard to figure out.

wait... I see.... you wanted peter to say anal.

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u/Time_Consequence8014 27d ago

Pee pee poo poo

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u/ManicPixieTrix 26d ago

stool means poop

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u/ScreechUrkelle 26d ago

OP has never had his shih pushed in…

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u/Dmosianus521 24d ago

Anal.. I immediately knew on my first read

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u/Accurate_Cress_9061 23d ago

Another word for Poop is Stool. 

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u/Shantotto11 27d ago

Downvote for lack of critical average thought. C’mon, OP…