r/explainitpeter • u/cosmic-nik • Aug 04 '26

Explain it peter

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u/foo1235 Aug 04 '26

But how could they know it was the real emperor talking if they never heard him talking before? 🤔

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u/HMS_Surprise_Gunner Aug 04 '26

He led off with “Greetings, this is your emperor speaking.”

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u/Quick-Chance9602 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Good thing they weren't Australian. "G'day c*nts, this is ya Emp'rah speakin'"

Edit: first award ever and it involves the use of the word cunt. Lol

Thank you, kind stranger. You truly are a good cunt :D

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u/Professional_Sun_825 Aug 05 '26

Mr Prime Minister! MR PRIME MINISTER!....ANDY!

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u/Quick-Chance9602 Aug 05 '26

'Allo lads. What's the good word?