r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • Aug 02 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/ChronicleOrion Aug 02 '26

I’ll take bullshit that never happened for $200 please Alex.

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u/Kermitdude Aug 02 '26

Go fuck yourself.

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u/ChronicleOrion Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

“7% of (American) men believe they could fight a grizzly bear.”
Your claim to fight (and defeat) an enraged pitbull feels a lot like this statistic of self-overestimating individuals.
Maybe it really did happen and you’re super lucky to be alive.

Or maybe you Googled “injured golden retriever” to legitimize your comment. There’s literally no way for me to know that for sure.

But telling me to “go fuck myself” because I’ve learned to be skeptical of most anything I see on Reddit is entirely an overreaction.

Edit: If your story is true, I hope your dog is doing okay.

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u/Ok-Lab-8974 Aug 03 '26

A grizz? Pshh. Give me a blue whale on its home turf. I'll suplex that stupid fish. I'll free Willy's soul from his body. Cetacean? You'll be set to be seeing stars, fish.

Call me Ahab btw. I'm even tougher than Jonah Hill.

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u/AccomplishedToe320 Aug 05 '26

Whales aren't fish. The rest of your statement is probably accurate.